Okay so I collect porcelain dolls. I’m talking dolls that you would find your grandmother’s attic that are over a foot tall and dressed in vintage clothes.
And you know who else would collect dolls like these? Stanley Uris.
I just picture him having a whole cabinet of them, and some of them are really expensive. He tries to collect rare ones or sometimes just ones he likes the looks of. Also he names them. All of them.
The losers don’t get it bc Stan doesn’t do anything with them, he just looks at them. They’re nice to look at it. It’s like bird watching. None of them understand. But also usually at least one loser will buy him one for any gift giving occasion.
The loser who suffers the most from Stan’s hobby is Bill bc (NSFW) the dolls are in his and Stan’s room and he doesn’t want them to see his dick. This grown ass man is terrified of them seeing his dick so he makes Stan close the cabinet before having sex and poor Bill gets dressed in the bathroom. Bill swears they watch him.
One of Bills books he actually includes them as a minor monster for the main villain. Stan was not amused.
