Mind of Kimbo

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So hard babysitting this baby chick 

Era: Summer of Sophomore Year (College), 2012

Boy gets dragged to some graduation party by Best Friend

It was for Old Friend from church.

Boy went inside to get a drink and saw a bunch of random females sitting at the table inside. 

Females he had not seen before.

But one in particular caught his attention. 

This was Girl.

Later on a bunch of old church friends, Best Friend, & Boy went inside.

However, they noticed a segregation. 

The Old Friend’s church friends on one side and the Old Friend’s friends from school on the other.

Best Friend had a plan though. 

So he found a way to persuade Old Friend to merge the groups together.

At first, Boy & Best Friend only got the females’ names.

Later on, everyone finally got outside, but the two groups were still a bit segregated.

Luckily Boy is quite hilarious.

Boy got everyone cracking up.

Especially Girl.

Now at one point, Girl & Her Friend were standing by themselves. 

Boy & Best Friend looked at each other deviously.

Best Friend: “So I'mma need you to take a bullet on this one.”

Boy: “Bullet? That’s the one I wanted. You can have Her Friend, she’s too scrawny for me anyways, I’d snap her in half lol”

So Boy & Best Friend proceed to get Girl & Her Friend to dance.

Boy & Girl are having a good time.

Everything’s going great. 

Boy & Girl barely danced with anyone else.

Until Girl’s Best Friend came into the picture.

She was cool.

However Best Friend wanted Her Friend, not Girl’s Best Friend.

Best Friend was a little upset because he stopped seeing Her Friend around.

But Best Friend, Girl, Girl’s Best Friend, & Boy still kinda bonded that night before it was over.

(Fast Forward to later that night)

Best Friend got a message from Girl on facebook saying “:))) Tell [Boy] to friend request me!”

Boy was right there when he got the message.

Boy was GASSED.

Gassed /adj./ - To think too much about yourself; when someone thinks there better than they actually are.

Boy was happy. 

But Boy noticed something.

Girl was in a relationship.

Boy was confused.

Almost everyone Boy talked to could tell that Girl was into Boy.

Boy decided to continue talking to Girl.

But Boy made it clear that he wanted Girl as more than a friend.

Thus Boy avoided Friend-Zone.

What Boy didn’t know was that Girl & Boyfriend were on the rocks already.

(Fast Forward 3 days)

Girl & Boyfriend break up.

Word.

So Boy liked Girl & Girl liked Boy.

And both were now single.

So what was the problem?

Well…considering that Girl JUST got out of a 9 month relationship, she kinda wanted to be single for a while and have her “fun”.

Boy understood.

She IS just getting out of high school and still wants to experience what college has to offer.

So Boy was willing to wait.

He thought maybe, she’ll realize how many douches are out there and come back to Boy…you know, the RIGHT choice.

But instead of going away to have her fun, she kinda….stayed.

Boy & Girl were acting like they were in a relationship.

Little cute texts, Late night phone calls.

Sometimes, Girl would show Boy an outfit that she was gonna wear.

Boy would compliment her, until he found out it was for a party.

Boy would get a bit worried and Girl would always find it cute how Boy wanted her all to himself.

On this same note of jealousy:

Remember how Boy & Girl’s Best Friend also bonded during the party?

Granted, it wasn’t as much as with Girl, but still there was some friendship there.

Now Boy WAS NOT falling for Girl’s Best Friend. 

Which shouldn’t matter because Girl told Boy that she didn’t care if Boy was “talking” to other girls.

She didn’t want to “hold him back”

So Boy said he didn’t care if Girl was “talking” to other boys.

Boy lied.

It didn’t really matter because Girl didn’t talk to other boys and Boy didn’t talk to other girls.

However, Girl got jealous when Boy stayed up on the phone all night with Girl’s Best Friend.

It was a pretty intense conversation. And Boy kept bringing up Girl’s name in the conversation too. Just to further make it clear to Girl’s Best Friend that it was a platonic conversation.

But Boy doesn’t think that was too much of an issue.

However…

Girl tried to call Boy that night.

Even after she said she wouldn’t be able to talk that night.

But Boy got off the phone with Girl to continue conversation with Girl’s Best Friend.

It WAS messed up….but the conversation was pretty intense lol.

So Boy & Girl had their little jealous moments, even though they were never together.

They always kept talking about being together, but it just never happened.

Because Girl just wanted to have “her fun”.

One time, Girl compared Boy to one of those perfect guys from the romance movies.

That made Boy feel great about himself.

But Girl had a feeling that she’d be the girl who usually screws over the perfect guy like in the movies.

(Fast Forward about 2 Weeks.)

Boy was feeling some type of way.

Boy posted a status on facebook.

It read: "Now it’s getting to that point. Where the conversations are getting shorter. The little hearts and cute stuff is stopping. Now I’m lucky to get a smiley face. The connection’s slowly starting to fade….like usual. SMH. I hate when this stuff happens. Oh well…. can’t dwell on it.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

He hoped it would get Girl’s attention.

It did.

She wondered why exactly Boy posted the status.

Boy told her: "Well tell me I’m wrong and that’s not what’s happening between us.“

"You’re not wrong” she said.

Boy: "Yeah I was afraid of that.“

Girl: "I’m sorry”

Boy: "Nahh I am. Wasted your time.“

Girl: "Wasted my time? How?”

Boy: "Idk, I mean, what’d you get out of this?“

Girl: "Kimbo, Kimbo, Kimbo. I care about you, I just dint wasn’t anything serious, which is why I’m pulling myself back”

Girl: "Don’t*“

Boy: "Well, you pulling yourself back, makes me walk away from it altogether. because I’m gonna feel like you don’t care. I can only wait if there’s something to wait for. And you pulling away isn’t helping”

Girl: "Then fine.“

Boy: "Fine…..what?”

Girl: "Do not wait.“

Boy: "Oh. Ummm okay?”

Girl: "I can not promise you that there’s something to wait for.“

Boy: "That’s real”

Girl: "What’s that supposed to mean?“

Boy: "That’s just me wishing it wasn’t true when it was. So I had to reassure myself that it was real.”

Girl: “You’re making me feel like the worst person..”

Boy: "It’s not your fault, it’s mine. I just picked the worst time to enter your life. Right after a 9 month relationship. My bad lol"

Boy: "Maybe later in life we’ll see each other again, and who knows what could happen?“

Girl: "I hope we can have something one day, you’re a rally great guy, like i’ve told you before.”

Boy: "Yeah I know, and you…well go have your fun lmaoo"

Girl: "Why am I having so many typos…and you’re not correcting me. :///“

Girl ALWAYS had typos. Boy ALWAYS corrected her. It was just a thing they did. It was kinda cute.

Boy: "Idk, guess it just wasn’t necessary, I mean, I knew what you meant lol”

Girl: "All the other times you knew what I meant too. I guess shit’s different now"

Boy: "I just didn’t really notice them is all. It’s not a big deal lol"

Boy didn’t hear from her for the rest of the night.

Boy decided to apologize the next day because he felt like he came off as a jerk.

Girl said it was fine. 

Although Boy’s not stupid. 

Clearly it wasn’t fine.

But if Girl doesn’t want to put in any effort, neither will Boy.

After all, they were never actually going out….right?

First of all, I’m sorry. Years ago, I made a comment to you about you not being fit for the role of ever becoming a mother and yet here you are with your precious baby girl. I was wrong, I was young too, but that’s no excuse. My sincerest apologies. 

Two black people starting singing and soon every black person on the train was singing.

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