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"How would you like your eggs today sir"

"Jitterbugged."

"Very good sir."

*pelts two eggs into my heart and then one into my brain, killing me immediately*

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bugs crawlinm, salad topped, you’re unstoppable now

get those shades on, it’s time you

salad blown away in the wind, the continent weeps

eyyyo who up waiting, straight up baitin they breath

Proterozoic bugnuggets got me moving like Jamiroquai. someone put down a rug

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“IT’S DIGNITY!”

what is this, armature hour

if you cry hard enough you really can unspill your milk all the way back into the glass. all the way back into the cow if you’re skilled enough. or so they say.

squire, I don’t want to add you on linkedin, I want to to be a little mouse size blacksmith living in a boot with a cocktail umbrella for a roof and used glasses lenses for windows and a vegetable garden in a discarded ashtray

open your peepers. it’s what we gotta be fighting for

and what next? photosynthesis if you’re doing it right, playa

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derinthescarletpescatarian

I love Andy Weir's books but this man is dumb as a bucket of rocks. Dude you have your characters turn to the reader and explain what the social commentary of the book was. You know it's there because you include the sparknotes in the story itself. What the fuck are you talking about.

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out yonder ive seen prawn zest chewing gum and the ambition to chew it

god is not watching

a secret the won’t tell you in geometry class is that there are really only like 10 good elements on the periodic table and then the rest are just helium on stilts or hydrogen in a fake beard. hope this helps. good luck on the roads.

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