reblog if i can message you and awkwardly make conversation with you so we can become best friends

*hears new milky chance song* *skin clears up, sun comes out, flowers start blooming*

Almost every parents failed to teach their kids not to swear.

i hate how much i’ve shared with people. i want to take everything back

i’m the person who’s 100% down for spontaneous adventures but also 100% down to lay in bed all day. i’m on both ends of the spectrum

daily reminder to stay hydrated and not give a fuck about what other people think

or the part where they keep your house and yard from being a uninhabitable breeding ground for disease

le ancien razzle dazzle

me, laying on top of my significant other: hey

Using “Daddy” in a sexual way probably started out in Alabama