Oh Dear

I was supposed to do understand Old Irish but what can you do: Doctor in Distress lyrics

Baseball jesus

Bi panic, M.D.

Trans worm

Irish suffering

Former Holocaust resistance leader

Constable oatmeal

Gay Lizard with secrets

Curiously tall child

Mr. Krabs

Mrs. Suffering

Mr. Krabs' brother, Autism Dad

Passive Aggressive Pope

Guy who reads too much Reddit

Mr. Krabs' nephew

War criminal who wants everyone to like him so bad

And who could forget such intriguing recurring characters like:

Emperor eyeballs

Lizard del ray

Depressed brother of Reddit guy

Mother in law everyone dreads

The IRS

cocktail waitress union girly

Clone of middle manager

Oatmeal antagonist

A Carl Gallagher x Fem Reader fic

Summary

You only started dating Carl for about 2 months. That was right around the time when he and Dom broke up. Deep down, you knew you couldn't compete with her. He would always choose her before you. Yet you were only 16 years old when you discovered he got you pregnant. This news terrified you so much. You didn't want to lose him, and you knew he was already going through so much shit stuff with his family and his "business." Better yet, you were scared about how your family would react, let alone his. At least you have Debbie, your best friend, who's also pregnant with you.

Warning! Teen pregnancy, Lying, Slight yandere behavior, Invasion of privacy, Slight violence, Cussing

Note! If any of that makes you uncomfortable- DON'T READ THE STORY!

Word count: 1,322

[Angst/Fluff]

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10

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/"Talking"//Thinking//Muttering-Whispering/

The woman who crashes outside the homestead has bright red hair, dislocated limbs, and a bizzare weapon that ignites into a red blade. She’s wearing a lot of leather for someone in the desert, and that alone makes Aunt Beru cluck her tongue. When she wakes up, or mostly wakes up, she introduces herself as Mara Jade. When Luke greets her as Mara, he gets a dark glare that makes him think she hadn’t meant to introduce herself with her real name. 

She’s hesitant, a little bit grateful, and wary, but she doesn’t seem to mind Luke asking her questions about space and travel. He doesn’t mention her weird weapon or her beauty or the fact that she walked and moved like a criminal or spy. She only stays for a few days before hitching a ride off-world. Luke, waving goodbye from the homestead, fells a bitter jealousy and sudden hatred for the farm. 

He stays though, they can’t afford to send him off world for more schooling, they can’t afford to have him leave, and they need him. So Luke stays on Tatooine, even as his friends begin to leave. Even when Biggs dies with the rebellion. 

Mara slinks back a few months later, wary and ready to bolt, but bringing presents. Medical supplies, to replace the supplies used on her, and money. For Luke, after Owen and Beru go to bed and the two teenagers are left in the garage, it’s books. Technical manuals for ships he’s never heard of and novels that he wants to read. It means more to him than Mara knows. Luke wants to learn, he wants to explore, and he wants to leave, but he has his family to take care of and help. 

She’s brilliant, beautiful, and feral. She reminds Luke of the snakes that lurk in the softer sand, ready to bite anyone who annoys them. She learns slowly, that not everyone has an ulterior motive. She learns that the Empire is not all-wonderful. She learns that not every touch is painful or agonizing, and by the fifth time she visit, Mara lets Luke give her a hug. 

She tells Luke about the worlds she’s visiting, bringing more books, textbooks and poetry, and the odd machine part. Every time she returns, Luke thinks she expects him to have vanished or have been replaced. Luke can’t believe that such a rich and beautiful woman would keep returning to the homestead in Tatooine, and she can’t seem to believe that he won’t lose his temper if she break something by accident. (He knows Uncle Owen has a bit of a temper, and as much as Luke loves him, Luke tries to be better than Uncle Owen. The older man was learning though.) 

Luke knows what people look like when they’re running, and he knows that for all of Mara’s privileges, money, and skills; that she is lonely and monitored. The Lars’ collectively agree to wait patiently for Mara to realize this. (Luke will learn about Inquisitors, Emperor’s Hands, and the Sith and the Jedi, and he will be very, very, very, angry.)  They hunt womp rats together, fly Beggar’s Canyon, and they go into Anchorhead to hang out with Luke’s friends who. She out drinks all of them, and still wins the fistfight that breaks out. 

He decides that he loves her. And then one day she comes to the homestead, face drawn and eyes burning with tears, and tell him that her grandfather is dead and her life is gone. Aunt Beru invites her to stay, and Mara is torn between grief and revenge. As strong as she is, she thinks she is still incapable. Luke never think this, and wonders why anyone else does. He concludes, rightly, that they’d convinced her of this on purpose. He doesn’t ask the specifics, just as Mara doesn’t ask him why he is sometimes injured and missing for days on ends. His own slave smuggling jobs keep him busy. 

She tells him that she wants to find a job, and despite the fact that he wants her to stay, he tells her that it’s an excellent idea. Mara needs confidence in herself and her abilities, and she returned each time, triumphant and bearing presents. By the time Luke is 23, he has rocks from Naboo, light crystals from Illum, a desert plant from Florrum, blasters from Corellia, and fabric from Alderaan. He doesn’t know what to do with the fabric, so he gives it to Aunt Beru. He has a homegrown education. He’s helped escaped slaves. He’s never left his homeworld. His dreams are tucked away still, all except one. 

Luke doesn’t pay much attention to the galaxy, the farm keeps him busy, but he watches as much as possible, as the Empire changes. His friends sacrifice wasn’t in vain. He sometimes wonder what would have happened if he’d left too, to fight the Empire. 

By this time, he’s learned how to judge when she’d return. His instincts are good, they always have been, she returns that evening on the tricked-out swoop. Dismouning and pulling off her helmet, Mara stared at him. Luke’s heart jumped into his throat as he set his cup of milk to the side. 

“You’re here.”

“Waiting for you,” Luke says, standing up and waiting for her to approach. She’s hesitant as she was six years ago, treating everyone as an enemy and a threat.

“You’re always waiting,” Mara observes, and Luke nods. She moves closer and they stare at each other, already having come to the right conclusions. “Small wedding please, don’t let anyone go overboard.” 

“Of course,” Luke agrees. 

Aunt Beru had used to the Alderaan fabrics to make him his first set of clothes as a married man. The sash around his waist, cinched properly with a thread of cord in it’s center, and the outer robes like those of the other married men in the area. Luke blushes, not at all surprised by his aunts forethought. She makes Mara a near matching outfit, foregoing the usual skirt to tailor her a pair of pants that she knew Mara would prefer. Tatooine wedding clothes are not ridiculous getup with lace and billowing skirts, but clothes that represent their future together. They’re clothes made to last, to work in, to bleed in. Luke carves Mara a necklace of jappor and Mara presents him with a ring made of rings of durasteel, meteor, and specially carved diamond.

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Bonus : High school Friend and Yoshi!

A struggling father and rancher named Manny, lost his wife to cancer and is taking care of their 5 year old daughter Jessie alone. Just as things seem to get worse to possibly losing his home, his daughter Jessie begins to talk about her unusual dreams, drawing strange pictures and odd markings appear on her body. The people of the town suspect this was the father's doing from acting out his depression. However, Jessie is blaming the people from the "Night Lights".

this month, I am am trying to start and complete “the compendium” - a catalogue of thirty outfits for thirty different characters from original worldbuilds.

Study dates with Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan and Satan.

More characters coming soon

Lucifer:

he prepares a lot for the date

brews up some coffee and gets a few of the snacks he knows you like

Lucifer is very glad you asked him to help you study

he also takes the whole thing very slow and has a whole lot of patience, Lucifer also has no problem staying up a bit longer for you

he loves explaining things to you! even if it takes some time for you to get something

though he will make sure you're not overworking yourself

when you're done he offers to do anything you'd like for relaxation (cuddles, shopping, going out to eat, whatever you want)

he will drown you in praise when you end up getting a good grade