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You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

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I love to get sleepy at nine pm

#my mom asleep on the couch snoring loud as fuck so I’m left to go into my bedroom so as to watch tv without snoring happening next to me #so I’ll probably end up playing video games and watching tv and smoking until I pass out :) thumbs up

It’s crazy I made the most comfortable vibey place in the world to smoke and it’s crazy that it’s in a car

#and it’s crazy that gas is so expensive and I am so broke that I am choosing to leave it behind and go on a train at the end of the month #one day I will get Levi and cal in my smoke room car house and we will smoke and listen to rain on the car and choose fun light colors for #the ceiling and play good music on a speaker #and we can do all that with the car off bc of the magic of the bluetti power bank thingy thing I have #📸

Pictures of your car taken by the mechanic can be sexual

#no they can’t. but I wish I could have sex with my car #I didn’t say that. you didn’t hear that #you imagined that #I don’t know what you’re talking about #I want to fuck my car so bad NO I DONT WHY DO I KEEP SAYING THAT #but also can I tongue my engine I don’t mean that !!!! I swear !!! I SWEAR I DONT MEAN TBAT #anyways. I miss living in my car and I don’t know how to have regular emotions

This picture the car people took of my car….. you mean so much to me.

#the artistry in a mechanic who should’ve been a photographer #📸

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Sooooo embarassing when the car place is like where is the wheel lock key and I’m like erm is it in the dash open thingy …. No okay. Is it in the cooler area below the pull out cup holder there’s button in there. Okay no . . . Okay so this one’s strange it might be in the trunk under the wood panel thing you have to lift it up it’s okay if you guys have to move the stuff on top like the cooler that’s okay but it might be with my spare tire under the wood in my trunk under the bed

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Follow up to this post I checked my glove box to see what it looked like for them and saw that I basically pranked them cause I have this little bag of shit for my dash so some poor dude opened my glove box opened a little black bag and a tiny Santa fell out like gnemakfkfkkeskjvkfkwkajcjf that is NOT what he was looking for lmaoooo

#classic santa in the glove box prank #📸

Got my car back from the mechanic and they put a flower in here hello? Thank you ?

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I love to prevent my full potential by avoiding media I know I will become tooooo annoying about

#everytime I see John waters just existing something insane flows through me . like an insane siren call for my inner future hyperfixation #but i turn away because i hate my full potential

Took a bath. Thinned my hair out and washed it real hard will this make me normal again . We shall see ! Now I have to actually let it dry but hopefully that will be fast now that’s it’s more thin

#I love to be like why am I itchy and then my hair has been in a bun since I washed it two days ago #brother dry your hair . your scalp . Milo your scalp.

I will be having a Lorde and Jenny slate summer until further notice

#lorde album…….. Jenny slate poetry book little weirds……….

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I should take a bath….. or a nap…… or a bath and then a nap …….

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Bagel in the bath #milo

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bagel in my bath #mybath

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HASHTAG MY BATH!!!!! HASHTAG MY BAGEL !!!!!

#I love you bagel fan blog . I love you tumblr the website that you are

Sooooo embarassing when the car place is like where is the wheel lock key and I’m like erm is it in the dash open thingy …. No okay. Is it in the cooler area below the pull out cup holder there’s button in there. Okay no . . . Okay so this one’s strange it might be in the trunk under the wood panel thing you have to lift it up it’s okay if you guys have to move the stuff on top like the cooler that’s okay but it might be with my spare tire under the wood in my trunk under the bed

#and I’m waiting to hear if it was there ….. I feel so sorry for the car guys . but if I had my car . I would drive over and find it for them #but I don’t have my car . so I have to call them real embarrassing while high and be like lol feel free to fuck up my trunk house #like lmaooooooo it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine I’m sure everyone has had to tell people it’s okay to move the bed in their car to get into #their trunk basement while they’re working on your car #right…… RIGHT?!?!?#no it’s fine it’s also really funny cause what if they find my car bong on accident. like lmao.#funniest car to ever exist gets dropped off at the mechanic #omg and my ceiling is painted with lights on it omg omg my car is so cool and also sooooo EMBARASSING #UPDATE THEY FOUND IT IN THE SPARE TIRE AREA YAYYYY

I am the itchiest anyone has ever been

#I think it is that I need to wash my hair perhaps . or smoke a cig. idk but my body is evil #could also be pointy doby hairs on me like in my clothes #but then I get like I HAVE TO ITCH ALL MY SKIN OFF mode #I need to take an ice bath or something to make my skin forget it can feel things #everything is so touching me forever (my own hair and clothes and skin)

Lorde and regular ish temperature outside and two new packs of Newport 100s from the gas station maybe it will all be okay

#car is at the shop. but everything is okay

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I hate how beautiful the world could be if I didn’t live where I lived and I had money also . If I had money and lived in a city and went to queer events

#thinks about beautiful cities full of beautiful trans people and beautiful cheap events and creative people everywhere #thinks about artists and gets soooooooooooo. . . emotional. I don’t know what emotion even. but I feel it under my skin #I know there are queer events and shit in Florida there’s places to go to do shit but it’s all like two or more hours away and so much gas #money and I get to anxious in Florida alone but I don’t have friends to go to events with but I feel like I can’t be me when I bring my mom #with me to events #waghhhhh it’s fine it’s fine

Me and my morning dry heaves against the world

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