always an angel, never a god

Oh no.... not my bed and my pillows and my blankies..... sure would suck if I.... got snug as a bug in there.... whatever would I do......

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.

me listening to my playlist: omg that’s crazy i love this song

anytime i talk to people i feel like i need to be shot.

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

whatever.

i dont caaaaaare

google search how to make someone explode

life is better when you're not malnourished btw

ever since i was a little girl i've been mad as hell

i thought it was just nostalgia but i really believe we have lost something so special in the last 15 years