The Fool

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

the state does not need to assign you a sex, nor does it need to keep inalterable record of it btw

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie