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Muu: Alright, listen up you little shits.  Muu: Not you, Haruka. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

Amane: I knew this day would come... I saw it on the calendar.

Fuuta: I am a responsible adult!  Kazui: *raises brow*  Fuuta: I am an adult.

Shidou: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.  Mahiru: Weight loss? Drink water.  Muu: Clear skin? Drink water.  Amane: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

Fuuta: Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole?! I'm still growing, dammit!

Shidou: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.  Mahiru: Weight loss? Drink water.  Muu: Clear skin? Drink water.  Fuuta: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

Fuuta: I feel like the world would be better if I'd never been born. Kotoko: Aw... that's not true.  Kotoko: It'd be exactly the same.  Kotoko: You're not important.

Mahiru: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!  Kotoko: Please, just say fuck.

Mahiru: .. .----. -- / … --- .-. .-. -.-- (translation: I'M SORRY) Kotoko: What's that? Mahiru: Remorse code. Kotoko: I'm even angrier now.

Fuuta: When life gives you lemons, what do you do? Haruka: Make lemonade! Fuuta: No, throw them back up in the sky and make life deal with its own shit.

Kazui: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Mahiru: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel. Kotoko: A realist sees a freight train. Fuuta: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

Shidou: How would you rate your pain?  Fuuta: 0/10. Would not recommend.

Mahiru: Live, laugh, love! Kotoko: Die, cry, hate.

Shidou: I think Fuuta is in trouble.  Kotoko: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I’m honest.

Fuuta: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I’m falling asleep already. “Cowards” on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.