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Walter Joseph Kovacs has been dead for 38 slutty, slutty years

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mitaffenartigergeschwendigkeit

"We're all muppets, Maria. I'm just a muppet who can feel the hands."

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toruandmidori

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kafkaesque-phoenix

I’m having fun on TikTok for once

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heard joke once. man goes to doctor. says he’s depressed. says life seems harsh and cruel. says he feels alien in a world where everyone else enjoys how they exist in society.

doctor says “treatment is simple. great sex-change surgeon pagliacci is in town. go and see him. that should pick you up.”

man bursts into tears. “but doctor, i am pagliacci.”

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yamada-ryo

"Explaining binary search to a cop" should've caught on as a saying tbh.

kalichnikov

I forgot about the context to this. God this is so funny

Image description: screenshot of two paragraphs that read, "Afterward I found a chat room thread among Cambridge computer scientists, one of whom had also been told that unless he could pin down the moment of the theft no one would look at the footage. He said he tried to explain sorting algorithms to police - he was a computer scientist, after all.

"You don't search the whole thing, he said. You use a binary search. You fast forward to halfway, see if the bike is there and, if it is, zoom to three quarters of the way through. But if it isn't there at the halfway mark, you rewind to a quarter of the way through. It's very quick. In fact, he had pointed out, if the CCTV footage stretched back to the dawn of humanity it would still probably have only taken an hour to find the moment of the theft. This argument didn't go down well."

thefleetingflashofa-sword623

Sure Nice Ok heres what i think * Mimes the action of falling to my knees and curling inwards and wordlessly stabbing my self in the stomach with a dagger Over and over and over and over and over and over again*

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doomtemparts

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

queen-cdm

GRAHHHH

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mango version 🥭

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