Fat Pikachu Nation

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

the videogame industry will see their own foot and be like is anybody else gonna shoot this and not wait for an answer

job listings be like this is a 38 hours a week part-time position with no benefits. we want you to clean the floors with a toothbrush every day. we want you to lick the shoes clean of those who pass by you doing your pathetic, shitty little task. you have a personal corner you can shit and piss in. we have fluorescent lights so people with light sensitivity issues can go fuck themselves. must speak english and spanish. bachelor's degree and 8+ years of experience required. this position pays $5 an hour plus tips from shoe licking.

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen