hi im gerard way from my chemical romance. check out our new single, “i straight up sucked a vampire’s dick in a church, like one of those fancy churches with the vaulted ceilings and the stained glass windows, and he came all over my face and i saw god in his semen”

Hi Frank Iero here to promote my 19th new band “frnkiero andthe Encyclopedia Britanica” and our new album “dig my fucking grave already bury me in love and also fuck you”

hi im mikey way and i’m fucking joy division’s discography as we speak

party poison throwing glitter at korse yelling “good luck getting that out motherfucker”

Being an MCR fan is all fun and games until you have to tell someone in real life that your favorite band is My Chemical Romance