if i go crazy, will you still call me superman?

So now weed is medication? OK….good to know..Oh?I’m sorry to hear that, truly..What’s wrong with her..if you don’t mind my asking?

...Yes, you didn't know that? There are dispensary's where you can get it if you have a prescription for it and it's used to relieve pain in cancer patients, etc etc. Oh. She has Lupus.

Well..not to be rude, the only people I can imagine saying that are the stoners and loadies…whether they film themselves or not.

Well, I am neither a stoner or a loadie (whatever that is), I just know a lot about things used as medication because my Mom isn't the wellest person around.

Well…I mean its not a great idea to smoke weed is it? And they should really be setting some sort of example.

They weren't setting a good example by filming themselves, sure, but weed really isn't as dangerous as people seem to think it is.

That’s true. The shop is making money isn’t it? I’m sure you and Blaine can afford an air conditioner. Or a couple of fans. 

Shit yeah, fans are a thing aren't they? I'll have to pick a few of them up, it's probably safer for the plants than air conditioning anyway.

That’s true. The summer is coming hot and heavy… Why not have some outdoor sales? Like on the sidewalk in front of the shop. I’m sure it’ll be sure to attract customers, not to mention give you some fresh air. 

Yeah maybe I could do that with some of the plants but the thing is you do have to be careful with a lot of the flowers in the heat. I'm so concerned about it because I don't want to end up with a bunch of dead/wilted flowers that I can't sell and will have lost money on.

Is it hot in the shop? 

You can hardly breathe in the shop.

Aw, that is so adorkable, but no..it’s her name.

Well. Strange name. 

We’ll see when you meet Hildegard.

Isn't that where they took the Hobbits in Lord of the Rings?

Don’t look so frightened. I don’t bite, well not unless you’re into that kind of thing..Joke! JOKE! Blondie..? Um well that’s new..

Who says I'm frightened? I don't scare easily.

That’s right, I’m Quinn. Mercedes is my best friend..and actually, you’re just the guy I’ve been looking for..

Oh really? Well how can I assist you, blondie? 

Your dad walked into the shop? That must have been awkward… He’s not helping you and your mother out, right?  Some nerve he has. 

Yep, it was real awkward, he just stood there in silence for a couple of minutes after telling me he'd forgotten I worked there and then made small talk about how he'd been meaning to call and then made an excuse to leave. That's right, he ditched my Mom and has left me to deal with everything and then brought up the divorce proceedings a few months ago when he knew she was really ill.

 Hey there..Mike right? You do flowers?

That's right, you're... Quinn? You work with Mercedes?

What’s going on Mike? 

My father - who I haven't spoken to in forever, came into the store today looking to buy some flowers and was like "oh. I'd forgotten you worked here." and was just shifty as hell.

I love Adventure Time! 

Adventure Time is the best.