maia: me too!!

maia: i've missed you so much. seeing you in real life is so much better than facetime.

maia: i will be in the airport at 5pm tomorrow and will be running to your front door. just a warning.

mike: i thank the heavens and whoever invented facetime, but having you here is much more preferable.

mike: also i'm extremely proud of you maia. congratulations on finally wrapping.

maia: i hope you do.

maia: I'VE WRAPPED!!!

maia: so guess who is coming to see yoooou.

mike: god dammit i've never been more happy that a production managed to stick to schedule

mike: please, i can't take many more seconds without you.

maia: babeeeeeeee.

maia: guess what?

mike: uh oh

mike: i'm afraid now

Jokes on you because I would just be extra annoying until you took me back. You can’t expect anything less. That is a very sweet way to look at it. I just love seeing all the good things happen to you, babe. No one deserves them more. I think you could do it. I mean, I am fond of you and your moves so I am here for this. That sounds like the best deal. Let’s get drunk together and not move tomorrow. She is. Oh yeah, if I am going to be a hot mess, it is your hot mess. It is all in that luck you have. 

I’d have to go in to the witness protection program then huh? Not that I have been a witness to anything, other that seeing a stalked form — but more so that it’s the high level of protection I would need. You could never annoy me though. Only slightly sometimes, but in the best way and I still love you at the end of the day. Of course you are, I didn’t expect anything less and I’m happy to hear it. Not moving yesterday was the best decision we’ve made since we got those burgers at 3 AM a while back. I’m so happy we got this weekend together before you had to get back to work. My favorite hot mess, that’s always you and I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

Shuuuush, I know you don’t cope well with this, and I laid off when we were friend but then you went and did the silly thing of making me your girlfriend, therefore, I am allowed to bug you about this until the end of time. Well, aren’t you the sweetest. Seriously, I am so lucky to have you. Can’t you please sneak into my suitcase? Okay, okay, I can be there for the getting drunk part. She is the best. Oh yeah, we’ve made ‘if found return to mike, if in jai, call mike” cards to hand out. 

So the only actual way for you to stop pestering me with this would be to break up with you? Well, I’m sorry babe.. Kidding. I know I know, you’re not the only one. But meh, it is what it is. That role meant a lot to me, and it’s meant a lot to others and I don’t need an award to prove that, cause I can feel it. Not as lucky as I am, truly. I mean I could try? I’m quite flexible. Maybe not like Newsies days.. but still got some moves. Well you have to be — I’m only getting drunk if I’m getting drunk with you. She is extraordinary, no words for her. You have? Love how prepared you are. Less stress for me too.

Babe, I’ve never been to the actual Oscars, so maybe you can tell me how it works but I say we hatch a plan and break in there to steal one to make up for the one you should have got last year. I’ve already spoken to Ariana and she is going to be my woman on the inside. Oceans 11 has a new gang coming. @mikefcist​

No no, no way I should’ve ever gotten one. Troy deserved that more than anyone. But still babe, you know I always appreciate your support and enthusiasm. I’ll be fine if I never get one, or if I’d have to wait forever to get one. As long as I’ve got you by my side, I’m winning at life. But yeah no, we just sit here for another like three hours? Then we get very drunk. Okay okay, what you two do is none of my business. Could’ve figured you and Ariana would become a dream team. I’ll be the one bailing you out at the end of the night.

Really? Because I could also stretch a week, let’s do it babe. Besides, it will be nice for it get quiet so we can really enjoy the alone time. Oh man, we gotta pace ourself because I was planning on having you carry me when these shoes get too much as I try to keep up with your dancing. Me too. It is so crazy to think about, huh? I am happy you think that, babe. Me too. I love you so much, and being able to tell anyone who will listen is my favourite thing. So do I. Thank you for making the week even more special. Real life? Never heard of her. 

I see progression though, with the dancing. You get better and better as time goes by and you should know I’m proud of you. Before you know it they’ll cast you in the broadway revival of A Chorus Line. Glad we’re getting a few more days together before work tears us apart again. Is that what you go around telling everyone? Is your ice breaker to tell everyone how much you love me? Should I expect others to come and also tell me how much my girlfriend loves me any time soon? You’re too sweet you know that? Never thank me my love. You always make it the most special.

Oh my god, can we? I am not looking forward to being apart either. My bed back home is too big. It is cheesy as fuck but that is exactly what I signed up for. Careful, babe, you keep talking like that and I am going to need us to skip the rest of this part because you are also looking so handsome. I have had the best time, the best week. I mean, it reminds us of old times - our little vacation tradition before became a couple? I gotta say though, it’s great still keeping up that tradition but also getting to show you off.  Have you had a good time? Let’s not talk about real life, I am refusing to believe it is a thing. 

i mean, i’ve got nothing calling my name until next week so technically, we could? alright alright, just making sure you’re not throwing up somewhere because of it. hey no skipping, just yet... we still got what? four dishes to get through and i’m already mentally preparing cause i expect you’ll be having me carrying you up the stairs once we get out of here.  that’s why it’s still my favorite thing, going away with you. reminding me what a bunch of idiots we were. but hey, it’s only getting better. oh i much prefer getting to actually have you by my side and not thinking about who’s gonna see it and raise questions. only the best time. always do when i’m with you. okay yeah let’s not. real life? pfft what even is that huh..