AYY LMAO

I am basically Patrick Bateman without the bad stuff

I, for one, cannot even imagine ever posting on the inter.net without looking at the state.gov page on US relations before making any kind of remark

Linear algebra is the most beautiful thing in the world other than topology and jacking off

He’s like the nick fury of good natured room temperature iq people in the American southwest

The joke worked better in my head but needs too much context because you can’t read my mind

just casually scrolling linked in at 9:18pm on a friday

I wrote an AI to record things my online acquaintance says and use them to personally attack him at a later, predetermined junction

Thank you for spreading your labia and simulating sitting on my face

i can't believe yall had takes so bad that we had to defend the fucking government. i need a break

although entirely wrong in every way I stand by my post

Cause of death: hot ass

me on the toilet, slapping a bunch of farts out: huh it couldn't have been all the cream in that sauce last night there's just no way

Every gay man has the ability to turn me gay at any second if I don’t focus all of my Ki and roll above a 17 wisdom saving throw!!!

greetings from my mom's house it took about 2 hours for her to get drunk and tell me about my dad's spirit haunting her and call no less than 15 people on TV fat

I never had an imaginary friend but I did have a My Buddy doll that i would slam on his head because that dude was chucky I would take both legs and just slam his head as hard as I could on the ground to kill him because I'll be damned if he was gonna come to life and kill ME

cool new fella comes dancing on in here talking about city living and sodomy and suddenly no one wants to hear about ol papa sloth's poster pueblo