Sic Transit Gloria...Glory Fades.

Do u miss me?

Went to the thrift store yesterday and got some neat vintage stuff :-) amongst them was this also neat vintage night gown! If someone could lend me their boobs to fill it up nicely that’d be cool, thx

I woke up this morning wanting to beat my face and bleach the SHIT out of my hair so I can be the lavender-haired fairy of my dreams but GUESS! WHAT!! I don’t own any makeup anymore and I don’t wanna ruin my already temperamental hair 🌚 luv being boring </333

Im really excited because im getting my first puppy on monday! I dunno what to expect! But he’s going to be such a queeeen 💅🏻

The positive to all this is that I discovered a show called “Bridget and Eamon” on Prime and I love it, anyone else seen it?? 11/10 choppy changey

Edit - Filing a missing persons report for my other arm, lemme know if you see her

I woke up with a raging headache and an under-skin pimple the size of Cupid’s ass after having the worst night of my life and I’m now being forcefully reminded that my dreams of having giant anime tiddies to call my own will never be a reality <3 please sound off and tell me why your Monday sucks too!♥️ I likely won’t respond but misery sure loves company.

My giant dust bunny of a cat was chilling behind me the whole time I was taking these, and I got some serious “mom, please stop being a hoe” vibes from him 😪 I have failed as a parent

Nothing to see here, just experimenting. This technically doesn’t violate any rules, right? I consider this to be ‘worse’ than my other post that was just flagged but oh well 🤷🏼‍♀️

Posting one more selfie real fast instead of cleaning because it SPARKS JOY

A lot of y’all liked my picture last night so here’s one kind of similar 🙂 I’m guess you guys like messy buns?? Or just me on my knees?

Also I should be considered a contortionist after taking this.

A rare picture of me actually smiling! And I feel so good right now! God bless cocaine.

Sweatpants really are miracle workers. I honestly have as much cheek meat as I have mental math skills. ( I have no math skills ಠ_ಠ )