tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

Am I missing extremely important context

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

ilove when someone posts about an issue that's supposedly plaguing society and it's painfully obvious that said issue is not a thing that matters if youre not on tiktok

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

(tripping over my own toys) who the fuck closed last night

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to