village mage

not to bring attention to a sensitive topic but I want to enjoy a nice bike ride with a little cat sitting in the front basket

“The top five occupations that had higher than a 50% mortality rate increase during the pandemic include cooks, line workers in warehouses, agricultural workers, bakers and construction laborers.” In case anyone was under any illusions that this is not a class issue.

remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?

i remember bella willing to die for the dick

you literally have to laugh or else you’ll cry when you see parts of a syllabus that are like “i know we’re living in really hard times! :( it’s important to take care of yourself! :( this environment is SO tough right now! :(” and then like immediately after it it says “late work will not be permitted you are expected to be in class every session”