Twilight Slut

I’m sobbing

she looks like she’s about to yeet that baby outta there and start over

“i died for THIS?”

If there is not a scene in the new batman movie where batman jumps out of a tree then what even was the point of casting Robert Pattinson

listen I love the new moon movie but i’m upset about how much they changed jacob and his relationship with bella for the movie. in the book he knows never to mention edward bc it would hurt bella but in the movie he’s like “how old was that cullen guy anyway” and they don’t hold hands in the movies and we didn’t get the spaghetti dinner I WANT THE SPAGHETTI DINNER they hold hands and run out of the shed giggling like kids so that their dads don’t find out they were working on the bikes how did we miss so much

SAY IT AGAIN. Nah cause people really don’t realize how exceptionally close Jacob and Bella was because they’re automatically judging them from the movies. There was a lot of affection and vulnerability between them in the books, for example, when Jacob was talking about Sam on the cliffs, he teared up and Bella hugged and comforted him. We needed to see that type of shit in the movies.

saw an emo snail today. evanescence

You didn’t have to go this hard

we need more vampires who are just pathetic. just absolute losers

Edward Cullen

There are so many plot holes in twilight you could strain pasta through it

that’s on purpose so you can make an Italian dish for your vampire son’s human gf