Something Inspirational

Happy Phoenix Wright gets hit by a car flies 30 feet into the air hits a telephone pole with his head and walks away with a sprained ankle day to all who celebrate

told a man in front of me to turn off his phone before the movie even started we should be telling men to take up less space all the time and for no reason

You really do get over it on a random day.

The entirety of the Apollo 11 mission took up less computer storage and computation space than a single instance of Microsoft Outlook running in the background.

this is among the worst possible PR for microsoft. outlook is so shit that it fucked with the billion dollar space computer

And I think that’s beautiful

we almost normalized women armpit hair so now can we work on normalizing a little bit of bush showing around the edges of your swimsuit

the utter ecstasy of "is that lavENDER?" is what sells it for me

a level of appreciation for charcuterie the likes of which has never been seen before