Michael Ford

My parents are going to ask about all your achievements, can’t wait for my mom to give me the run down. What’s your dad like, he’s kinda hot.

And what are you going to say? He's yet to screw me dear Mommy, I won't let him in my pants? He's married you perv.

There are people around, keep that in your pants.

You caught where I was going, I'm so proud.

They’re over there with mine, wave at three. One, two..

Running away seems like a better idea. But now we've made contact, it'll be impossible to leave.

Can you make my mother disappear too?

Let me just take my wand out for you..

Desserts and steak,

That's a mixture of my heaven.

Cause you’re not it?

Yep. Plus now I need to find someone else to hang out with.

I make people food all the time. All you just have to do is ask.

What's your specialty?

Getting drinks with my favourite blonde.

Lame.

Fast. It’s kinda obnoxious though.

Oh? I'm sorry?

No, but I do that anyway!

That's a shame, I would have volunteered.

I do what I can, you know. 

What are you doing?

Who do you think you are, a Kennedy?

This sounds so bitter. How's the car?

Yeah, I’m loving it around here. Culinary, clearly the most tastiest thing offered here. 

Do part of your finals require feeding people?

Sorry. I already called dibs. 

Did you tattoo your name to him?

Fuck off.

Who do you think you are - Vandy?

Someone has to know if it smells off.

Look at you, taking one for the team.