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Need some fables AESOP

Bury me with these soldiers to protect me in the afterlife

A jar of rats being glued to your face and the other side of the jar being heated up so the rats have to dig through your face to escape

I’d live

There's nothing out there for us.

wanting to show off and having AA cups is so humiliating like hey do you want to see the catgirl princess's nearly flat chest.

wearing a low cut top and no bra so when she bends over she can show you a tantalizing glimpse of her nothing.

princessinatower.com/careers

whenever i’m stressed about doing something my brain will automatically repeat 2-3 Half Life: Full Life Consequences to itself as a means of motivating (?) me and it doesn’t work and actually only serves to piss me off. but it keeps happening

i noticed my horrible patterns! i think the process stops there

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

missing The Character is a strange thing because yea there's always the option to go back to their source material or looking at art or reading fics but it's also like i can't just call them up like i would a friend to see how they're doing and that's the frustrating part of it