Live from Cape Pentagon

being born in the late 90′s is a really weird time because our coming of age is/was so tied into the expansion of personal technology? like for so many of us the transition from getting your first flip phone to smartphones wasn’t just a technology shift, it was part of growing up. and it created this really weird timeline where new technologies were being created right as we entered the right age market to use them, so now we all know intuitively how to use snapchat or the social context of emoji use or whatever but we can also remember childhoods spent (almost) entirely outside and offline. like you get all the disillusionment of the older millennial generation except now with the stress of spending your adolescence measuring yourself against others on social media and it’s really fucking confusing

You know that one meme that's like two dodues looking at a camera pointing? I'm playing heartgold and when you send out Wooper it looks back at the camera with an open mouth and that's all I see. 'holy shit check out this rattata'

the eeason my dinner takes so long is i have to kiss all my onions for 45 minutes each before mincing them. this makes them blush which brings out their sweetness which is why im the highest ranking chef in the world. my final message