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Snape: There is an emergency exit to the right along the corridor. Shoot down everyone in your path, especially children.

Harry: I get it

- In the lessons of Occlumency - When you were talking to your grandfather and he fell asleep during your story

Potter: How are you feeling?

Snape: Great! What did you give me?

Potter: I gave you a chance to be without schoolchildren, members of the Order of the Phoenix, Death Eaters and Aurors

Hermione: There's a potion boiling in this cauldron.

Harry: Yes, this happens when there is a fire burning under it.

Hermione: No, that's not what I meant. Don't you find it strange that the potion hasn't evaporated in 3 years?

text:

Severus Snape: fuck you world

Snape: Dudes!

Sirius: A snail walks into a bar and says: "can I have a whiskey with Coca‑Cola?"

Snape: Dudes!

Sirius: "I'm sorry, but we won't serve you," the bartender replies and throws her out the door.

Snape: Dudes!

Sirius: A week later, this snail comes into this bar again and asks: "And why did you do that?"

Snape: Dudes!

Snape: :-(

Snape: bitch

Snape, in order to maintain his health (and correct his stoop), had to start playing sports

laziness

12 y.o. : kill father kill father _________38 y.o : find Potter

go little rockstar~