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Justalittlemoresummer liked for a starter;

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Hindsight was 20/20 they always said, and in retrospect perhaps it wasn’t the best idea to scale Mount Ebott on her own. But for all the tales of horrible monsters and terrifying magics, Mabel had found equal reasons to wonder about the world beneath them. Surely they couldn’t all be bad, and the thought of a potential new friend was something she just couldn’t resist.

That being said, she was beginning to have her doubts. The two guys holding her arms for instance, were honestly holding them a bit harder than strictly necessary.

She was glad when they left.

Mabel rubbed at her wrists and looked up towards the royalty in front of her.

She took a breath.

Okay, girl. You got this.

Flashing him her most winning smile, the twelve year old leaned back on her heels and gestured to herself with a bit of a flourish.

“My name’s Mabel Pines! Friendship extraordinaire and all around arts and crafts master! I love your boots!”

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As cruel as the king could be to anyone who disrespected him, all it took to get on his good side was a little bit of flattery. The human’s apparent skills helped, as well. If she had experience with glitter and sequins, he may have even had a job opening for her.

“...I like you. You can stay. And maybe we can see about getting some boots like this in your size.”

#justalittlemoresummer

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Abusive RP starters:

“What have I told you about being in here!?”

“Don’t make me punish you…”

“Who will believe you?”

“If anyone asks, you fell down the stairs.”

“Stay in this closet and be quiet!”

*SLAP!*

*PUNCH*

*KICK!*

“I will whip you until all of the blood pours from your back!”

“Shut up, you worthless _______!”

“I told you once. Don’t make me tell you again or else.”

“You’ve been a bad boy/girl again, haven’t you?”

“Clean yourself up. You disgust me.“

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sex+romance headcanons!

Send me a symbol. Please note that some answers may be NSFW.

🌟 What is my muse’s sexual/romantic orientation? 💦 At what age did my muse lose their virginity? 😘 Would my muse have sex on the first date? 😊 Would my muse ever ask someone on a date? 👍 Does my muse prefer to be asked on a date, or would they rather do the asking? 😉 What are my muse’s fetishes/kinks? 💬 When did my muse go on their first date? 💯 What is my muse’s ideal date? 💗 Has my muse ever been in love? 👠 What was my muse’s last serious relationship like? 👰 Would my muse ever get married? 🌼 Would my muse prefer a big wedding or a small wedding? 🍬 Is my muse a sub, dom, or switch? 🏩 What was my muse’s first time like? 🎆 Is my muse into monogamy? 💕 Would my muse ever be in a polyamorous relationship? 🔥 Would my muse ever be up for a threesome? 👮 Has my muse ever had sex in public? 💔 What was my muse’s first heartbreak? 💑 What are my muse’s requirements for a potential partner? 💋 How many people has my muse slept with? 👀 Is my muse the type to sleep around? 👎 Would my muse ever cheat on their partner? 😳 What was my muse’s worst romantic/sexual relationship? 💲Would my muse ever date/marry/sleep with someone because they were rich? 👓 Would my muse ever lie for sex? 👿 Would my muse ever blackmail someone into sex? 🎥 Who is my muse’s celebrity crush? 🎀 Who would my muse sleep with if nobody ever had to know? 💍 Has my muse ever had a one-night stand? 💝 Does my muse like Valentine’s Day? 💘 What are the ways my muse says ‘I love you’ without actually saying it?

#(plz plz plz)

@Font-scheletro, Tiny Bean Verse

@font-scheletro

It was early one morning, and the small ghost was floating around the underground on his own. He’d asked his cousin at least a hundred times if he’d be alright home alone and, at Napstablook’s urging, had finally taken off to be extroverted somewhere else for a few hours.

Unfortunately, there weren’t many people out to be extroverted with. It seemed like the few people out were big and grown up and, quite frankly, probably boring. That was when he spotted someone as tiny as himself. The tiny translucent pink puff rushed up to the bean in no time, bouncing slightly in the air with excitement. “Hi!”

#fontscheletro

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Send me a 🎶 and I’ll shuffle my playlist and use a line from the next song as a starter.

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Put which one from the Cinnamon Roll meme my muse is:

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musingsnmemesforhire:

Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure

Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll

Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you

Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll

Looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you

Could kill you, but is still a cinnamon roll

Would kill for a cinnamon roll

Sinnamon roll

@Thekindestrick

@thekindestrick

The king sat at a corner table in a seedy little bar, blond wig cascading past his shoulders and enormous sunglasses concealing most of his face.

Word had spread quickly about a human snooping around in his realm. Always fascinated by the human world, Mettaton had gotten an anonymous message to the scientist; show up at the bar at 9 o’clock sharp and someone would be waiting to help him with his quest.

Of course, royalty shouldn’t have been in a sketchy bar in the first place, nor should they have been indulging their fascination with human trespassers. Thus, his disguise. Still, he was still seven feet tall, shiny silver, and loud; it wasn’t the most convincing costume. The fact that the Underground was practically plastered with portraits and sculptures of him didn’t help, either.

#thekindestrick

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I recently got a Mettaton blog follower ( @mettaking ), in honor of that, I’m posting the thing I always get reminded of when I think about Mettaton

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(i’m so flattered)

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((No problem! Send me a starter whenever you want!))

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(i’m heading to bed, but i’ll definitely finish up this starter tomorrow!)

thekindestrick

I recently got a Mettaton blog follower ( @mettaking ), in honor of that, I’m posting the thing I always get reminded of when I think about Mettaton

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(i’m so flattered)

#about the muse

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“youre obsessed with yourself” and youre not??? sad. tragic.

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Mettaton burst through the door of his agent’s small office, reaching his desk in one long stride. “Sans!”

Once there, he collapsed onto it, arching his back and letting the back of his hand come to rest on his forehead. The king’s pouty lips were even poutier than usual, pursued in displeasure. “I’m bored.”

#imhisagent #(metta could u like. stop.)

yanderose

Heading to workkk

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(mundayyyy)

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Mettaton sat on his throne, head tilting in interest as the tiny human was dragged through the enormous entrance doors. There was a monstrous guard holding onto each of her arms, a skeleton and a large moth creature. Considering the girl’s size, it was a bit overkill.

Now that Mettaton was king, there had been instructions given to bring any fallen humans straight to his throne. Fortunately for Mabel, he wasn’t interested in killing them anymore. Well… usually. They were subject to the same rules as residents; as long as they loved and respected their beautiful king, they were permitted to live.

He rolled his eyes at the over dramatic precautions, shooing the guards away with a wave of his hand. The human girl was left by herself, standing before him in the enormous room. The king stood from his throne, towering over her at seven feet plus heels.

“And just what do we have here?”

#justalittlemoresummer

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(the muse: -reblogs posts about shower sex-

me: mettaton you are a rOBOT)

#('steam is good for the pores dear')#(YOU DONT HAVE PORES AND YOU'RE RUSTING)

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