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*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

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me: *goes to nasa* hello i would like to volunteer to be thrown into the sun nasa: u would die me: i beg u

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amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE)

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this changed my life

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10 year old me: who are you

me now: im you but im allowed to say fuck

thindie

um how do i get skinny by tomorrow

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it’s so weird that harry potter took place in the 90’s

space jam was being filmed while voldemort was taking over the wizarding world

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come on and slam and welcome to azkaban

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All I ever do is fantasize about someone or something

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life sucks and then you die

things i’ll never say, part XCII (via cutter-than-you)

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do you ever just want to shout like… it’s because i’m sad! like yes i didn’t do my homework, yes i didn’t text you back, yes i’ve been hiding in my room! i’m sorry! but i haven’t killed myself so honestly where is my badge!

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sometimes u just have to say ‘tragic’ and move on

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What’s it like being 21 and older

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trying to sincerely convey feelings

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when u used to be an overachiever but now ur barely running on enough energy to function and u dont know how to cope

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