the oracle is in

aries: you do not tend to read too far into things. unfortunately most history is stored in books.

taurus: there is nothing more certain than the ground beneath your feet. unless the ground is unstable, in which case you should move.

gemini: change is a beast you have tamed long ago. let it out for a walk some time.

cancer: rest now. your energy is better spent another time.

leo: use your time in the sun to grow your power. you will need it in the coming months.

virgo: you are wrong about something, but right about everything else. look at it from a different angle.

libra: the only way to go is forward, but the only way forward is to make a choice.

scorpio: things will not be like you are used to. adapt quickly or risk becoming a statue.

sagittarius: you walk the line between responsible and reckless. now that tightrope becomes a bridge.

capricorn: take a minute. if you must rip it out of someone else’s hands, so be it.

aquarius: you may feel more inclined to socialize at night. this is the stars trying to talk to you directly.

aries: your collection of rocks and other small throwable objects is going to be useful.

taurus: you cannot say materialistic without realistic. “things” will tell your story when you are gone.

gemini: that urge you feel to turn over everything you know and start over? take it one step at a time.

cancer: lying is like a corkscrew. you do not drink wine often, but when you need to get people talking...

leo: someone out there likes you more than they are willing to admit. the question is whether they are worth your time.

virgo: review your options. does it really benefit you to commit crimes? if so, carry on.

libra: one day a storm will come, and you will get to remind everyone that you were right.

scorpio: you put in effort today, and that is the most people can ask for. unless of course you were supposed to put in work.

sagittarius: have something that’s just for you. if someone else tries to intervene, it is okay to fight them.

capricorn: truth and wisdom are two completely separate categories and you are spouting neither. good work.

aquarius: the thing about time being fast and slow is that whichever kind you do not want, will happen. oscillate quickly between both for a regular experience.

aries: your fortitude comes from well-placed anger. however, it is good to rest.

taurus: you are going to need your strongest pair of work boots, a blade, and any wisdom you can spare.

gemini: it is easy to simply float above the world, but your range is not that good. come down and fight like the rest of us.

cancer: take any opportunity that you can to yell.

leo: “free” is a verb, an adjective, and a noun. you will figure it out.

virgo: try sitting your ground. it is like standing your ground but more comfortable.

libra: book smarts are just street smarts for very specific streets. street smarts are book smarts without the systemic elitism.

scorpio: you may find yourself faced with a challenge you cannot avoid. my condolences.

sagittarius: your ability to build improvised structures will come in handy. 

capricorn: the road may be long but your dick is longer. 

aquarius: you are the one challenging scorpios. keep it up.

aries: the toil will seem endless and dreadful. it can be easily ended by breaking the rules.

taurus: there are no new things for you to discover. check again tomorrow.

gemini: not every secret is for you. still, collect as many as you can.

cancer: forget about your previous motives. a new and interesting one will come up for you to pursue.

leo: one man’s trash is another man’s house. think of the creatures.

virgo: plant something today. maybe a seed, or an idea, or some evidence.

libra: relax and take some time off. healing requires rest, if not also some noise rock.

scorpio: obscene amounts of jewelry is not required. however it is attention-grabbing.

sagittarius: establish your brand some more. it establishes dominance.

capricorn: refuse an opportunity today. it’s good for you.

aquarius: don’t stress over it. the answer will be right in front of you when you least expect it.