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The wheel was a cool invention but what about my patented piss in the sink concept?

It was piss poor

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One day I will remake the Tower of Babel and finish god unlike the cowards who got confused.

Minecraft Villagers on Reddit be like: One Emerald for a pic of your feet?

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God came down one day and gave us one gift... Not Jesus, but the wonderful taste of Blue Raspberry Candy.

#blasphemy #yummy #taste the rainbow #Christians against Avocados #heh pp

Now that I understand science I can finally inflate my balls

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If your beep is not deep it will no longer make me weep.

#words #wisdom #poetry #beep #avocados against christians

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Someone educated explain to me the difference between a heretic, a blasphemer, and a heathen

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Do all three at once and speedrun your way into hell.

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@danny-devito-our-lord submitted: ms paint gaudy

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I’ll join the bones if you send me photo proof you took down the 3rd Reich single handed.

The hamburglar is a HUNK

None of these will be good

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Take time to enjoy your ice cream while you still have a dick.

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