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With shades protecting brown orbs from the rays of the sun, Felicity was barely registering anything going on around her, having only gotten a few hours of sleep thanks to a few new members. “ They honestly should be. ” She mumbled, staring at the coffee in her hand. Admittedly the steam felt nice again her face, easing the tension her body was still wracked with due to the events of the previous night. “ I didn’t even think I drank that much and it feels like I did a continuous keg stand throughout the whole night. Maybe it was the gin. ”
kian and felicity had both come a long way since they’d met as kids, both had their demons and both were very hungover beyond belief. the curly haired man picked up his fork and poked the eggs on his plate, why did he order this? it was usually what he’d order but his stomach immediately saw that egg and made him gag. “ gin does that. “ the man replied before grimacing at his food. “ who thought it was a good idea to put alcohol in our bodies? i just want to talk to him - because we all know it was a man. “
“I don’t want mutant sperm.”
“ then don’t go fucking around area 51! “
“Why are your arms so freakishly long?”
because they have to hold the complaints of my father.
Sex Education Sentence Meme
all sentences are taken from episodes 5-8 of netflix’s sex education. feel free to change pronouns, etc as you see fit!
“Okay cool. We’ll just have sex in the back of my car forever.”
“That weird kid who looks like a Victorian Ghost”
“Speak with us. Or your precious fellowship will meet the same fate.”
“I don’t want mutant sperm.”
“What’s up, dickstain?”
“Why did you throw your phone in the bush?”
“Hey, Cock Biter’s here!”
“My skin feels like a carpet.”
“I’m a bitch. I’m a bitch to everyone.”
“I love mind maps.”
“Why are your arms so freakishly long?”
“I’m not a shiny person.”
“I am watching you with my ears.”
“Are you gonna sniff my head again?”
“It’s good to be home, frog face.”
“Disappear again and I’ll stab you in the eye.”
“We live as we dream, alone.”
“Only you could turn the topic of dreams into existential angst.”
“Do I look like I have a Cinderella complex?”
“Ritualized teenaged fun sucks.”
“You got me a flower handcuff but you forgot to invite me.”
“Well you look like an angry aubergine.”
“What is your problem? You can’t tell people we’re orphans!”
“We’re all born alone and we all die alone.”
“You’re not a kangaroo, you’re an asshole.”
“Maybe I am learning from my brave kid.”
“Let’s do this, you cosmic hunk.”
“I called her a goat and she left.”
“You played whale music and you wouldn’t stop talking.”
“Then you had a panic attack and I had to get your mum.”
“This emergency supersedes our argument!”
“So what does this sheer and perilous hill have to do with my vagina?”
“I don’t wanna fuck a hill.”

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Before I Disappear (2014)
kian was hungover, extremely hungover to be exact. the night before was a blur of nosebleeds and idiotic jocks yelling as they threw back shots in front of their equally annoying girlfriends. his head was pounding as he in the darkest corner of the restaurant, sunglasses on and hood over his head as he stared down at the food in front of him. “ hangovers should be illegal. “ he muttered just loud enough, not caring if someone chimed in.
*drug & blood tw!* kian may or may not of used the bathroom for something other relieving himself, he wasn’t proud of himself but at this point, his tolerance for his own shame was way too high for his own good and he wasn’t about to change. he wiped the left over white powder that still was visible on his nostril as he walked out of the bathroom because even though he definitely knew he wasn’t only one here probably on the ‘nose candy’ he still didn’t exactly want to broadcast his relapsed sobriety once again. kian stopped in his tracks once he felt the stream of warm liquid pool over his top lip and then the taste of blood soon after followed. “ fuck ! “ the black haired man exclaimed, rushing his hands to his face to try and stop the bleeding before looking around for a napkin or something to shove up his nose to stop it.
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