I Like Turtles

Do you have an awesome hairstyle, but does the witch hat cover up the top well do I have the solution for you introducing a floating witch hat

But what if someone tries to steal it? I’m glad you asked the following which hat has magical property so if anyone try to mess with it they could be eradicated by the force field surrounded by it at all times, the hat ascend to the clouds

And the best part it’s alive (sentient), you can share you deepest, darkest, most shameful of secrets, it talks to you telepathically so you could have conversations that no one else can hear and it knows how to use it magical powers I can help you in battle also it can also work as a helpful assistant for any needs necessary, even the gross ones

So get your today and if you don’t you’re wasting your life as pathetic, mortal on this realm, just buy the fucking ha-

I’ve thinking about the fifth turtles and the main turtles and how the main turtles have there thing

Raph is bravery

Mikey is heart

Leo is honor

And donnie is wisdom 

But with Jennika, Venus, Lita, Kirby, or Artemis what would that be? I don’t have many ideas

Venus could be spirit and Jennika could be strength but I want to hear from you guys 

Some random crossover au where zim Donnie and SpongeBob gotta save the world (I know, man I just want my favorite character to be in the same room or something)

Bonus ( SpongeBob, Canon height is 4 inches so this is how sure he is compared to them)