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sonderpoison

JOHN BOYEGA as Fontaine They Cloned Tyrone (2023), dir. Juel Taylor

charlesoberonn

The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.

Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)

charlesoberonn

Make sure I fit in the pot at least.

lilyyy63

Shorter pasta could definitely fit on a store shelf. Longer pasta however...

Free yourself of corporate interests and demand comically and inconviently long pasta

charlesoberonn

Pasta so long it can't fit in your car and you gotta tie it to the roof. Pasta so long you gotta cook it outside because your ceiling is too low.

clumsysprings

I think space filling pasta would be the best of all worlds. Easy to fit on shelves, long, and fits in the pot without breaking!

Good luck manufacturing it, but I think it could be done by extrusion and chopping, but I don't know if it'd be spaghetti still

charlesoberonn

Something like this?

charlesoberonn

But in a little over 4 months it's gonna be m

charlesoberonn

This post gains more and more notes as we approach the day

solvatochrome

i’ll forgive a fat girl for so many annoying things simply because i know how fucking miserable it is to be a fat girl. like. you dont get to exist freely and with any joy until you go through a decades long soul search full of extreme emotional pain OR you nearly kill yourself to become something society might accept. or you toughen up after years of bullying forced you to be more confident. literally there is no painless route to being a fat girl in your 20 somethings. so like. fat girls can be annoying as a treat. you have all been annoying our whole lives

solvatochrome

this goes quadruple for fat black girls and fat trans girls btw. literally do not try to tell me anything they do is cringe cuz i’ll demolish you with my giant ass

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love changes you

the primordial serpent

teaboot

The most dangerous anaconda

zooophagous

An underrated horse fact is that if you have horse that is both A. Not stupid and B. Likes you, it will actively try to prevent you from falling to your doom when you fuck up as a rider. Like actually make an effort not to drop you like a cell phone. I think horses deserve more credit for that.

derinthescarletpescatarian

My mum's favourite horse was a total bitch who hated everyone and everything except for playing polocrosse (she was a polocrosse horse). When she was on the field she'd do everything to win, including keeping a stupid rider properly seated no matter how bad at staying on they were, but the instant she was off the field all bets were off. Her favourite tricks included:

breathing in deep when being saddled for anything that wasn't a polocrosse game, so that the saddle straps will be loose and the rider will fall on their arse. This is a favourite trick of bitch horses and most horse people will check for it so it tends to fail.

biting people. Her name was Nipper, because she liked to bite people.

Doing the breathing trick, waiting for you to correct her and tighten the saddle, and biting you when you were distracted by that

stepping on your foot when you were leading her or standing with her. This wasn't being clumsy. She would step on peoples' feet on purpose.

standing behind you with her head over your shoulder watching stuff, then deciding she wants to watch over your other shoulder. When a horse wants to do this, they just lift their head up over yours; easy. Nipper would lift her head up over yours, then dip her head down halfway through to hit you on the head with her jaw.

chewing the fuck out of everything

chasing dogs, other horses, and small children (not in a 'let's play together' way, she found their fear amusing)

enticing people to hand feed her and then biting the hand that feeds her

She was always very careful never to hurt anyone more than a bruise but boy did she love giving those bruises. If you were in real danger (such as being pressed between two horses and risking being trampled), she would use her own body to protect you. And then bite you. But she'd play these stupid games constantly and then as soon as she was on the field it was like 'me and my rider are best friends, we are a TEAM that will WIN THIS GAME' and was totally trustworthy until the chukka was over. (Between chukkas, she was not trustworthy. I'd keep her warm between chukkas and she'd resent me because she wanted to be out on the field playing with the other horses, not doing something silly and pointless like 'take a few minutes at a slower pace so your stupid horse heart doesn't explode'. Between chukkas was prime Step On Derin's Feet time.)

devilmns

IN MY TIME OF DYING Supernatural, 2.01

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thatonekimgirl

Mother, do you believe the best foundation for love… is friendship?

mousidy

talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

swiftpolls

without looking it up do you know where the term “stan” originated?

yes

no

Voting ended onApr 27, 2024

and if you’re comfortable put in the tags how old you are

#because i’ve been on this hellsite since like 2008 😬

ladyshinga

sherlockholmeson

But not all fans are this aware. I keep seeing on tiktok AI created songs by people's favourite idols. Using basically their voice to create the cover they want to hear.

Not that it sounds like them 100%. For me I can easily discern it's not that artist singing it actually but if so what's the point.

And maybe it won't take the job from that said idol, but I can easily imagine some lectors and audio actors loosing their jobs cause well now AI can do it. And I actually hate it.

s-lycopersicum

Oh, you think you're safe now?

Nothing can deliver you from these paws!

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aeroargonic

For every person who likes or reblogs this post today, I will boop you.

You cannot stop me.

Only prolong your fate.

its-sweet-like-cinnamon

Syzygy//3x13

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