Ask and ye shall receive ;)
Dagonet used to think being a castle guard would be exciting. Adventurous. The closest his wax wings could climb towards that glorious sun called knighthood.
He did not, however, expect it to mostly consist of sitting around playing dice games for hours on end.
At this point, he was almost hoping someone would try to kill the king. Was that a treasonous thought? Yes. But Dagonet was too bored to care.
At least he has Pelleas though - Sir Pelleas of Monmouth, that is, grandson to Geoffrey of Monmouth. And despite having the intellect expected of such a relation, he was also one hell of a scamp.
The thing about Pelleas is that he wasn't a guard. Not even close. He had a fancy cape and a title and his own special knightly quarters. And yet, when he wasn't on patrol or at the training pitch, Pelleas was playing dress-up with spare guard armour and pretending to be one of them.
At first it annoyed the hell out of Dagonet. "Let's play dice, Dag", "watch how many pickled eggs i can fit in my mouth, Dag", "what do you suppose is down in the cave you're always guarding, Dag?" Goodness, it never seemed to end with Pelleas.
That's the other thing about Pelleas. He was very, very, very talkative. How no one had caught onto his little costume swap game, Dagonet would never know.
Well, that's not entirely true. All the guards had figured out about Sir Pelleas the Knight Who Likes To Pretend He's A Guard So He Can Pester Dagonet All Day. And since he's a rather welcome distraction from the montony of guardhood, no one has dared rat him out.
And Dagonet could only be grateful for that. While he despised Pelleas in the very beginning, he slowly grew to value his boredom-curing presence.
Of course, Pelleas was no longer the only interesting person in Camelot. Now there was Merlin.
"I'll wager fifteen," said Bruenor with that toothy grin or his, leaning casually on his spear.
"You're insane," Dagonet retorted with a scoff. "You really think Gaius of all people will sell him out to Uther? Gaius?"
A familiar voice cut in from his left. "I wager thirty that he confesses to Arthur right when the prince is on his deathbed."
Dagonet didn't bother turning to face the person who had just spoken, for he knew exactly what he'd see: guard armour surreptiously slipped onto a tall, muscular body, a pair of brown knee-high boots, and the cockiest grin from here to Gedref.
Bruenor guffawed. "Confess? But he'd be insane to do such a thing!"
"And we know he certainly is," Dagonet quipped. "He's a sorcerer in Camelot, serving the prince, and hasn't once sought his blood. I know if I were in his place I'd either kill Arthur or kill myself. And yet here we are, four months later, and neither of them are dead. If Merlin is anything, he's bloody mental. While it makes me nauseous to agree with Pelleas, he might be right."
Bruenor and Pelleas both laughed.
"Oh, speaking of," said Pelleas. "Did you see the tournament?"
Bruenor whistled. "I thought the prince was a goner for sure. Innic wagers twelve silver saying Merlin's the one who saved him."
Dagonet snorted and rolled his eyes.
"And Innic is always right," Pelleas said with a smirk. But before Bruenor could add anything else, Pelleas clapped him on the shoulder and said, "Now - before I forget, I came here to relieve you. I'm taking over the next half of your shift today."
Bruenor chuckled, glanced knowingly between Pelleas and Dagonet, and passed his spear off to the disguised knight without complaint. "About time you showed up."
"Too soon, i say," Dagonet teased, to which Pelleas playfully punched his arm.
As Bruenor ambled away Pelleas cleverly shot back, "Oh please. If you had your way I'd never leave."
"Never leave your room, perhaps. Then I wouldn't have to see your ugly face again."
Pelleas took up post on the other side of the closed doorway. They were guarding the throne room today, even though it was empty.
"Ah," he said with a wink. "Then perhaps you would like to see my ugly arse instead?"
Dagonet's lips curled into a grin. "Are you finally admitting your arse is ugly, Sir Pelleas?"
From the look in his eyes, Pelleas had an especially saucy retort queued up - but unfortunately, Dagonet would never get the chance to hear it. Because just as Pelleas opened that large, chapped mouth of his, the prince's manservant came running up to them. Speak of the devil and he shall appear, as they say.
"Hi Dagonet," Merlin chirped, a bit winded. "Hi Pelleas." Aside from the guards and the chamberlain, Merlin was the only other person who had pieced together Pelleas's guard-related hobbies.
"What's going on, Merlin?" asked Dagonet.
It took a few moments for Merlin to catch his breath well enough to respond. Good grief, someone really ought to give this poor lad some strength and endurance training. From the twinkle in his hazel eyes, Dagonet could tell Pelleas was considering it.
"I...I need a favour," he said. "A possibly very big and very -"
"Well, get on with it then," Pelleas prompted. "I might have all day, but Dag doesn't."
"Right. Dagonet...you like dogs, right?"
Dagonet would later regret saying yes. Because it is that exact answer that led to him and Pelleas spending the next four hours sitting at the outskirt of the training pitch and feeding little cubes of meat to a moody yet affectionate hound.
"He's probably conjured by magic somehow, isn't he?" Pelleas guessed.
"Come to think of it, he looks a bit like that one dog statue that used to be in the courtyard."
"The one that went missing yesterday?"
Pelleas smirked. "The very same. So i take it we're keeping him, aren't we?"
"I am, yes," Dagonet said. "You need not concern yourself, Pelleas. You have too many responsibilities as it is without throwing a dog into the mix."
"You won't be able to support yourself and a dog on just a guard's salary," said Pelleas. His usually cocky tone had neutralized into something far more sincere than Dagonet was used to. "Meanwhile i have more money than i know what to do with. Please, Dag. Let me help."
There was a newfound softness in Pelleas's deep, intelligent, mirthful eyes. The sort of softness you find yourself sinking into after a long day. The kind of softness that sings of compassion, concern, and affection. The kind of softness Pelleas only let Dagonet see.
Dagonet groaned. He hated receiving handouts. But since it was Pelleas... "Fine. But we have to name him first."
Without missing a beat, Pelleas said, "Bagdemagus."
Also without missing a bit, Dagonet hissed, "Absolutely not."
They ended up naming the dog Bagdemagus.