merlin through texts

Merlin: You know what else is really hard? Arthur: what  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Merlin: Taxes Arthur: Oh

Merlin: you’re so sweet and cute and precious Arthur: I AM NOT SWEET. I AM DARK AND MYSTERIOUS AND DANGEROUS AND VERY PISSED OFF. Merlin: :3 how cute

Elyan: i made you a friendship bracelet Percival: i’m not a jewellery person Elyan: you don’t have to wear it Percival: i’m wearing it forever back off

Merlin: can you ask morgana if she likes me Gwen: but you guys are dating??? Merlin: i know but ask anyways

Merlin: talk dirty to me Arthur: I’m not wearing any underwear because you never put the fucking laundry in the fucking dryer like I asked you to 100 fucking times.

Arthur: YEAH SONNNNN Merlin: daddy Arthur: what the fuck Merlin: you called me son and I panicked

Gwaine: i hope your day is memeingful Percival: i literally am in love with you but this shit makes me wanna punch you

Arthur: Ok she texted hi, what do I say? Merlin: Say hi back, you freak. Don’t overthink it. Arthur: With or without smiley face? Merlin: Obviously put the smiley or she might think you’re mad. But the smiley might be too aggressive so just do a regular one, not the fancy emoji one. And don’t wink, you’re not a slut. 

Arthur: how do you feel about us getting a dog Arthur: and before you answer know that I may have already adopted a dog Merlin: you did what now Arthur: I may have adopted two dogs

Merlin: you’re so great Merlin: no you’re not Merlin: that was supposed to say you’re so gross Merlin: dammit autocorrect Merlin: i don’t want to compliment you Morgana: .

Arthur: Jesus Christ I cannot date someone who watches skrillex hentai Merlin: ok first of all we watched hentai with skrillex playing in another window. get it right

Morgana: i will not hesitate to strangle you on monday Merlin: Can u even reach my neck

Arthur: I’m 🎺 Merlin: you’re trumpet. What Arthur: that’s a horn. so immmmm ____ Merlin: in a school band

Morgana: WHY HAS GOD ABANDONED US Morgause: was god ever with u tho Morgana: oh shit u right

Merlin: guys i think i have a thing for getting slapped or punched or stepped on by pretty people Gwen: its called bdsm merlin Arthur: AODJSJDF

Merlin: What even are we Morgana: I’d say enemies with benefits