Heavy Petting

Bruh

wth

I went on a blind date with her a few years ago. After my initial shock at her condition wore off, we hit it off and started having a great time. One thing led to another, and things started getting pretty heated, but I didn’t know how to proceed. It was a nice warm night, so she suggested we visit a tree she knew about that fit her very well. I put her in the tree, removed her clothing and we had great sex got over an hour; she wore me out! We had lost track of time, and it was very late; I hastily put her clothes partially on her and rushed her home (she lived with her parents). As I wheeled her onto the porch, the door flew open and her father was standing there, looking at his partially-clad daughter with a shocked expression on his face. As I stammered out a lame excuse, he began to weep, eventually hugging me to him and patting me on the back and thanking me as he sobbed. I was stunned, until he whispered in my ear; “The last guy LEFT HER HANGING IN THE TREE!”

Nowhere else on the net can I get this shit.

Nowhere else has the guts to say anything.

What the fuck

Sooo many questions!!😭😭 its the personal story that took me out. I have never known a bitch to tell a mf about “a tree you can take me to” 😭💀💀💀 yall hold on i have the hiccups now🤣

This whole post is wild

I guess not all Asians have small cocks after all! 😍

(via lasaveron, lasaveron, zinnelandia)

(via ilikecumontits)

Uh yep.

Like all this!

Duvarla aranda sıkıştırsana beni:d

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