Mer

“I’m ghost-proof.”

“Any horny boys?”

“You heard that, right?”

“Whoaaaa, that’s cool!”

“Not the best diplomat.”

“See you in three years.”

“He’s a fucking criminal.”

“Yeah, it’s a bit of a reach.”

“Why not leave more clues?”

“It took three fucking years?”

“Shoot it with your fucking gun!”

“I think that ship was bedeviled.”

“I’m about to die for the internet.”

“Are you putting on a tinfoil hat?”

“Everything else you have is shit.”

“Alright, uh, let’s kill these dudes.”

“A rockslide would be very efficient.”

“I hate that you are so game for that.”

“Why are you unbuttoning your pants?”

“I’m gonna disrespect your favorite toy.”

“What the fuck are…? What is going on?”

“I think if we had a map-off, I would win.”

“Shut the fuck up. I’m gonna murder you.”

“I mean, they took a sledgehammer to it.”

“I’m not going to let you goad me into this.”

“No, it’s not UFO’s, you stupid piece of shit!”

“I’ll paint the hell outta you, however I want.”

“It’s still, very much, an abandoned hellscape.”

“I just don’t want you to have any satisfaction.”

“Just the biggest misunderstanding of all time.”

“Maybe I want some people to know about this.”

“I mean, they seemed like they were doing fine.”

“No, that was terrible. I’m actually upset right now.”

“Give me a heads-up if you start to feel murderous.”

“I thought that was as dumb as this was gonna get.”

“No blood, though? No blood, no evidence, no nothing?”

“I killed ‘em. I wanted them outta there in the first place.”

“I’m just picturing being surrounded by cultists right now.”

“You want me off this bridge, you’re gonna have to kill me.”

“You see what you want to see, you hear what you want to hear.”

“It doesn’t help that every fucking wall in here is painted with ‘get out’.”

“I thought it’d be really funny, but now I realize I look like a fucking fool.”

“Let’s just start with ‘move’, how bout that? And work our way up from there?”

“Even though that’s dripping with sarcasm, and is definitely not genuine, I’ll take it.”