Murdermedia x Reader
Part 1: Alastor Comes to Town
Or: Alastor Cockblocks Vincent
18+ MDNI. NSFW.
Your husband, Vincent Whittman, finally secured an interview on his late night TV show with none other than Alastor, the voice of New Orleans. Nobody at the network could understand why Vincent wanted to interview a radio host, but you were quick to catch on to Vincent's infatuation with Alastor.
You wake up to Vincent's arms wrapped around you. "Today's the day, doll! We'll be picking up Alastor from the airport this afternoon. I insisted that I would be there to personally welcome him," he announced with pride in his voice. "His room at the hotel won't be ready until this evening, but I figured he could use our guest room for the day!"
You turned over to face your husband. "Vinny, you're letting a stranger stay in our guest room?"
He scoffed at your hesitation. "Don't be like that, doll. It's just a few hours! Besides, everyone's a stranger until you meet them. It'll be fine, trust me. I'll be here the whole time. What could possibly go wrong?"
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"Alastor! Alastor! Over here! Alastor!" Vincent called out as the two of you watched the passengers make their way towards the gate. Your husband could hardly keep still, he was practically bouncing in excitement. Soon, a slender man with dark caramel curls made his way over.
"Ah, you must be Vincent," Alastor said as he approached. "And you must be Mrs. Whittman." He smiled at you and reached for your hand. "Truly a pleasure to meet you, my dear."
"Nice to meet you, Alastor," you smiled back at him as you gave him your hand. "Vinny here has been talking about you non-stop for over a month."
Still holding your hand, Alastor turned his attention to Vincent. "Oh, don't tell me you've bored this lovely woman with incessant yapping about me, Vincent."
"Well, I wouldn't say I 'bored' her. She did agree to come along with me to pick you up. Oh, and I made dinner reservations for the three of us!" Vincent announced with excitement. "Come on, let's get outta here and head back to my place. Don't want to keep the driver waiting!"
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On the ride home, Vincent took it upon himself to be Alastor's personal tour guide. You were sat between the two men. Your gaze shifted between them as you watched the impromptu tour happen. Every now and then, your eyes would meet Alastor's, whose gaze always lingered on you just a second longer than it should have.
When the driver approached your subdivision, Vincent was quick to brag about the neighborhood the two of you live in. "They're building a playground over there for the families with children," he nudges your arm and winks at you. "It's the perfect area to raise a family. As a matter of fact, one of our neighbors will be welcoming the firstborn in just a few months!" His eyes subconsciously find your midsection.
"Crime is basically nonexistent here. I always know my doll is safe when I'm away.
Isn't it great, Al?" He turned to Alastor for approval.
"Yes, this place is rather lovely and pleasing to the eye," Alastor admits. He glances at you, "The sights here sure are something to behold."
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Vincent shows Alastor to the guest room before making his way to your shared bedroom. Leaning against the door, he begins unbuttoning his shirt as he watches you get ready for the dinner reservations.
He discards his shirt on top of the dresser as he makes his way towards you, his hands finding your hips and pulling you in. Your bare breasts meet his bare chest as you look up into his eyes. He looks down at you and kisses the top of your forehead. "You know, I think there's enough time for the two of us to have some fun before dinner. Whaddaya say, doll?"
"Vincent! We have a guest in the house!" You pushed away from his chest.
"Aw, come on! It'll be quick!" He pleaded.
"He'll still hear everything! This isn't how we behave in front of guests!" You continued getting dressed for dinner, your bra not doing much to shield your breasts from Vincent's prying eyes.
"Ugh, fine. How about just a blowjob?" He tried to compromise with you. "I'll be quiet."
"Absolutely not!" You shot back. "I won't have time to fix my hair if you make a mess in it again!"
He facepalms. "Babe, that was one time!"
You turn to grab the blouse you had laid out, but Vincent snatched it away and held it above his head.
"Vincent! Give that back!" You reach up to take your blouse back, but it's just out of reach.
"No can do, doll. Unless," he smiled down deviously at you. Gripping your waist with your other hand, he sits on the edge of the bed.
"Vinny, stop this nonsense," you insist. In an attempt to reach your blouse, you straddle Vincent's lap and reach up. The hem of your skirt gently brushing over his clothed member. "Give me back my blouse, Vinny!"
"Not just yet, doll," he cooed. His hand at your waist released its grip. Sliding up your skirt and down your panties, his fingers slipped between your folds and began teasing your bundle of nerves.
"Mmph!" The sudden sensation causes you to fall on to Vincent's chest. You allowed yourself to rest there for a moment before you heard a sound coming from the hallway.
"Ahem," Alastor made a show of clearing his throat. "I couldn't help but overhear of your predicament, my dear. If I may, I have a spare shirt that I can offer you. I think it would look great on your figure." Alastor stretched his arm out, offering you his button-down top, while turning his head away as to not gaze upon your immodest form.
"Oh, thank you, Alastor!" You hopped off of Vincent and made your way to Alastor. You took his shirt and began to button it up, leaving the top buttons open to allow room for your feminine features. "It fits perfectly!"
Alastor wrapped his arm around you, resting his hand on the curve of your waist. "Come, mon cher, we mustn't be late for our reservations." He guides you out of the bedroom.
"Now what am I supposed to do with this?" Vincent called after the two of you.
Alastor, knowing that Vincent was referring to the tent in his trousers, decided to play dumb. "Hm? Your wife's blouse? Oh Vincent, we all know you wouldn't be able to pull that off. Just wear what you already had in mind," Alastor responds without turning back to Vincent.
In the other room, you grab your shoes from the closet. A loose nail in the door trim catches the bottom of your skirt, tearing a small hole. You curse under your breath. "I've already told him at least three times to fix this! Now where's my sewing kit?" You fetch your sewing kit and sit down in the nearest chair, hiking up your skirt to repair the tear.
Alastor brings your shoes to you and sits at your feet. "Allow me to save you some time. Vincent has slowed you down enough for one night."
You lift your foot and allow Alastor to slide your shoe on you. "You're too kind, Alastor. Thank you."
Alastor smiles up at you. "The pleasure is mine, my dear." He slides on your other shoe before rising to his knees to admire your handiwork. "That's a nifty little kit," he remarks. "If I hadn't witnessed the occurrence, I wouldn't be able to tell that there was once a tear in your skirt." He glides his fingertips over the fabric of your skirt.
Vincent, finally dressed and ready to go, enters the room. "Ready to go, doll? I think we can still make it in time if we–" He's stopped in his tracks at the scene before him: his wife sitting down with her skirt hiked up and exposing her lower half, and the radio host he's been infatuated with kneeling between his wife's legs. "What's going on?"
"Really, Vincent, what's the point of owning a house if you're not going to keep up with it?" Alastor jabs.
"Wh-what?" Vincent stammers.
"How many times does your wife have to ask you to fix something around here? If you would have fixed the loose nail by the shoe closet, she wouldn't have torn her skirt. You're just lucky she's skilled to repair her skirt so well that the untrained eye wouldn't notice." Alastor brushes his hand over the fabric again, making eye contact with Vincent the whole time.
Vincent pinches the bridge of his nose. "I'm a busy man, Alastor. I told her I'll fix it and I will. You don't have to remind me. And of course she can fix her skirt, she's my wife after all. Now let's go before we're late."
Vincent offers his hand to you. You flash an apologetic smile to Alastor and he stands up, moving out of your way. You take your husband's hand, his other hand possessively finding your waist as he leads you out of the room.
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There's an awkward silence on the way to the restaurant. Once again, you're sat in the middle between the two men. Vincent's fingers intertwined with yours. You rest your head on Vincent's shoulder. As the driver takes off, Alastor takes your other hand into his.


















