party town full of papi chulos empezando a joder 🔥

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

actually im doing really well except for the fact that everything makes me sad and the things that dont make me sad make me angry. but other than that im fine

you've heard of "he would not fucking say that" now get ready for "he would not be that comfortable with his own sexuality"

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

*opens a Rothko painting like a door and leaves through it*

oh fuck yum

Every post in 2014 was like this

To be honest I think a good 30% of people who say they're asexual just are scared of sex. Which is fine. And good actually. It is evil and corrodes your soul. But also it's the only way to heaven so I don't know. I don't agree with that I think it's wrong I think they should let asexuals and virgins into heaven but they don't. I'm not sure what to do about it all

Change.org petition?

I think it's all we have left