party town full of papi chulos empezando a joder 🔥

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

would you love us if we were twin gods

fingers in his ass sunday

you know what day it is

addicted to fingers in his ass sunday

Please stop he is drowning…..

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

actually im doing really well except for the fact that everything makes me sad and the things that dont make me sad make me angry. but other than that im fine

you've heard of "he would not fucking say that" now get ready for "he would not be that comfortable with his own sexuality"

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me