somebody free me from my johnny shackles..

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somebody free me from my johnny shackles..

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I think that you need to have a certain amount of rule breaking attitude to be the first to do something.
I think that my grandmother didn’t become the first woman race car driver because she’s the sort of person who thinks that every time you eat at a dining table you need a full table placement. You can’t just bring a plate and fork to the table you’ve gotta have like tablecloth, placemats, two kinds of knives, the works. Her mind cannot comprehend a universe where you could just eat a sandwich off of a napkin at the table.
So in the same vein she couldn’t conceive of a woman race car driver because there weren’t women race car drivers when she was a kid. She was like “oh it just wasn’t done back then” so she didn’t even try even though that was her dream job.
Anyways I do often wonder how much talent and passion has been lost over the years because there’s a lot of people out there like my grandmother who can’t conceive of things outside of the established norms. If there had been even one person who pushed her to follow her dreams, she probably would’ve been a damn good race car driver but nobody did and she wasn’t.
“There is no platonic explination for this” give me a word document and 5 minutes
big tshirt that says MY INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and THIS IS FUN TO ME on the back
*trying to say i enjoyed something* this thing made me feel sick and made me writhe around on the floor

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More Dallas and Sylvia because I’m oddly fascinated by their relationship.
I think Dally comes to see Sylvia the night before he leaves for Windrixville, and he gives her his ring back.
Well, Sylvia doesn’t know it’s the night before he leaves for Windrixville. But she sure as shit knows it’s the night before something. Everyone knows about the dead Soc in the park and how Johnny Cade and the Curtis kid are on the run for it. And everyone knows that even if Dally wasn’t at the scene of the crime, he’s gotta be the one who helped them skip town. The fuzz sure think so, they hauled him in right away. So when she wakes up the next morning and he’s gone, it don’t take a genius to figure out that he must be headed to wherever he stashed those two.
Not that he told her nothin’. She tried to get answers outta him, but all she got was, “none of your fuckin’ business. Nosy broad….” But she knows him well enough to hear the words he’d die before saying out loud. You’re better off not knowin. You’re my girl and this is my way of protectin you.
Sure enough, she gets hauled into the station the next day to get interrogated about him, and she can be honest when she says she knows nothing.
She even plays it up a little. “You think that greasy hood tells me anything? I hope y’all find him. I hope y’all drag him back here and lock him up for the rest of his no good life.”
She makes sure not to wear his ring when she’s hauled in. The ring he always takes back when they break up, only to put it right back on her finger after their makeup sex.
But this wasn’t exactly makeup sex they had. She knows their makeup sex. This was something different, something more like maybe-the-last-time-I’m-ever-gonna-see-you sex. She knows that kind too. They’ve had it more often than the name would suggest.
Because this ain’t the first time they both thought maybe they’d never see each other again cuz Dally would get killed or locked up for good. In a way, that makes it even a harder blow when this time it turns out to be true. If it were more of a surprise, it might have hurt less.
She shows up to the small funeral his gang puts together for him and Johnny, and Steve pounces on her when he lays eyes on the ring. He starts yellin’ at her that she’s got no right to it, and she yells back that he gave it to her, and it’s a shouting match of which one of them handles grief worse. Darry yells at them both to shut the hell up, Two-Bit cracks a weak joke about this is just the sorta thing Dal woulda wanted at his funeral, and Ponyboy’s just standing there sorta swayin on his feet, looking like he ain’t all there and a strong breeze would knock him over.
Finally Evie and Soda both calm Steve down and tell him to let her have the ring, that he gave it to her and the gang has all the rest of his stuff anyway.
Because she’s Sylvia, she makes a crack that she’s just gonna pawn it. Because it was Dallas, she never does.
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AO3 creators... have you ever posted something you didn't want associated with your main account?*
Yes - created a separate account
Yes - posted anonymously
Yes - orphaned it after posting
Yes - posted it under a different pseud (but clearly linked to my main)
Yes - Multiple of the above
No - I don't have fanworks I feel that way about
No - I do have fanworks I feel that way about but don't post them at all
I didn't know about these options and am going to go learn a thing
Vanilla extract /answers please
*Could be something kinky, dark, "weird," off-brand in some way, etc! But I'm not talking about "I split up my different fandoms into different pseuds" or something else where it's purely an organizational preference.
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i think even if someone lives there right now they should let you go into your childhood home like once a year just to check it out
"my childhood home was traumatic" don't go then. this post is about me
on a scale of schmigadoon to the guy who didn't like musicals, how dire is your musical situation
Ponyboy, chapter 1:
“Darry stared at him for a second, then cracked a grin. Sodapop isn't afraid of him like everyone else and enjoys teasing him. I'd just as soon tease a full-grown grizzly; but for some reason, Darry seems to like being teased by Soda.”
Ponyboy, chapter 7:
“‘You smoke more than a pack today and I'll skin you. Understood?’ ‘Yeah,’ I said, getting to my feet. ‘You carry more than one bundle of roofing at a time today and me and Soda'll skin you. Understood?’ He grinned one of his rare grins. ‘Yeah. See y'all this afternoon.’”
This is one of my favorite subtle moments of character/relationship growth and narrative payoff: Ponyboy going from being reluctant to tease Darry, to teasing him without reservation and being rewarded with the same grin Darry gives Soda.
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people who are gay: yeah i’m gay
people who are straight: yeah i’m straight
people who are aroace: have you seen project hail mary
Characters who are like “let’s run away together let’s get away from all this” when it’s already too late!!!!!!!