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"Aw….A kitty…" Tsumiki held her hand out towards the small animal with a smile.

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The small cat hissed at the girl, and flashed her claws at the other, even if said claws were tiny.

#askshslnervousnurse

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"That's all I needed to hear. I'll put in a good word for you back at the guild, then maybe you'll be my apprentice."

#polskiepantzwopodziemne

Me-mow, will you take me on as an apprentice? I'm looking for a career change. I'm a mechanic now, so I already have questionable moral fiber...

"Second-class assassins aren't usually allowed to take in apprentices without consulting the guild.. but tell me.. are you willing to kill?"

#polskiepantzwopodziemne

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Meeting Memes!

For characters who haven’t met mine yet, or those looking for AU introductions, send me one:

"Do you mind?"

"Excuse me, I think you dropped something."

"Do you have the time?"

"Hey! I’m walking here!"

"Can you spare a moment to talk about our lord and savior?"

"Can I use your bathroom?"

"Do you have a phone I could use?"

"Hey! Oh, sorry… thought you were someone else."

"Spare change?"

"Do I… know you from somewhere?"

"Are you lost?"

"Are you my mummy?"

"Quick, no time to explain! Run!"

"Can I buy you a drink?"

"Want to buy me a drink?"

"Watch where you’re going!"

"I’m lost."

#ask meme #memes #quote meme

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The seemingly harmless three-inch-tall cat stared at the nurse with her pink eyes.

"..."

#askshslnervousnurse

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"Oh, and who the fuck are you to boss me around? Another stuffed animal piece of shit?”

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"The name's Me-Mow, second class assassin. I do what I want." Her tail fluffed up. "And I not a stuffed animal!"

#shslbabyface

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"Jesus Fucking Christ, more of you assholes seem to be coming by the second." He sighed, shaking his head. "What the fuck do you want?"

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The three-inch-tall cat pointed one of her claws at the other. "I want you to tell me who are," she demanded.

#shslbabyface

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The three-inch-tall striped cat looked up at the other. "Who are you," she demanded to know.

#1millionpumpkins

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"Eh. Eh? Huh? Poison…me? That’s….that’s….."

"That’s so wonderful! Ahhhhhh! That sounds so despairing!"

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"What? That was supposed to be a threat. You're not supposed to like something that could kill you.."

#despairinglydevilish

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"We apologize for the slight inconvenience. However, we have our best guys working on the problem. Haha! Not! I was just too lazy to bother greeting you worms! Ah! I mean guests! No I don’t! Hahaha!"

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"Hiiisss... Who are you calling a worm. If I had my poison right now, I would be more than happy to inject you with it and not give you the antidote.."

#despairinglydevilish

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"I don’t know whether I should be scared of you or find you adorable." Scared because it was definitely not a normal cat, but…it was still a cat and awfully adorable.

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"You should be scared of me, because I'm a killer," she told him, although the fact that she was so tiny made it less threatening than intended. "Who are you anyway?"

#hellboundarsonist

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memowthetinyassassin wants to sell his soul.

What do you want kid.

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"I want you to tell me where I am," she demanded.

#helllordbunnybunny

hellboundarsonist started following you

The three-inch-tall cat just stared at the new face before hissing at him and revealing her tiny claws.

"Hiiisss!"

#hellboundarsonist

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Chris jumped back a little. The cat might of been small, but didn’t look very friendly.

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"Who are you," the tiny feline demanded to know. Talking was normal for her since many animals talked where she came from.

#I thought she was a boy too and then found out she was a girl when I read her info #Then I noticed they call her a 'she' several times in the episode and I never noticed it before XD #gluttonouspushover

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The three-inch-tall cat just stared at the tall man for a moment or two before bringing out her tiny claws.

"Hiiiissss!"

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The three-inch-tall cat narrowed her eyes as she stared up at the strange bear. Judging by her surroundings, she probably wasn't in the Land of Ooo anymore.

"Who are you and where am I." she demanded to know.

#devilishdesbear

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The three-inch-tall cat just stared at the new face before hissing at him and revealing her tiny claws.

#arsonandexplosives

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