"The Thief" Sentence Meme
All quotes are dialogue pulled from the book "The Thief" — Book 1 of the Queen's Thief series by Megan Whalen Turner
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Made by Joly (theshirallen)
"What, haven't you escaped yet?"
"We might someday attain a relationship of mutual respect."
"For now, I will have your obedience."
"I think it's going to take a lot of time. I think it could take the rest of your life."
"Idle boasts, I suppose."
"Well, you've learned to keep your mouth shut, at least."
"I want you to steal something."
"Don't try to be smart. You don't pretend well."
"Do you announce that you're going off to steal something before you start?"
"None of your business. Just keep your mouth shut, do you understand?"
"He's exhausted, that's all."
"Not exactly stalwart, are you?"
"Look, I'm very clean. Why am I washing again?"
"Where did you get so dirty?"
"You can keep your civility to yourself. You don't talk to anyone, do you understand?"
"That was absolutely the most awful thing that has happened to me in my entire life."
"You'll make yourself sick."
"I don't want to get up. I want you to go away."
"I didn't plan this trip with your comfort in mind."
"I'm a lot more important than anyone else here."
"Most people find it galling to lose their freedom."
"Do you mean that we are out here in the dark looking for something from a fairy tale?"
"No one would mistake you for anything but a tool."
"Everything about you reveals your low birth."
"This is boring. How come boring makes me so tired?"
"Everybody goes to the temple, and everybody likes to hear the old stories after dinner, but that doesn't mean they expect a god to show up at their door."
"Tell me what other mistakes I made."
"Uneducated people rarely know much about the things they talk about every day."
"You're the one who doesn't know anything."
"A successful thief doesn't depend on things being unlikely to happen."
"If he finds out I want to stay, he'll take me away."
"Don't match your weakness against your opponent's strength."
"Glad to see someone is alert, if a little bit late."
"What are you looking at, sewer filth?"
"A little circumspection might be wise for someone in your position."
"You learn something new every day."
"How can he look down his aristocratic nose at the unwashed masses when he's as poor as everyone else?"
"I bet he wakes up every morning and can't stand it."
"No. You're not going to tie me up."
"They're dead, too, stupid."
"Be blessed in your endeavors."
"I have work to do, and I don't like to work with bruises."
"Gutter scum can't fight its own battles."
"Gutter scum gets drafted into the infantry and fights for a worthless king, and hangers-on like you watch."
"His kind only ever serve themselves."
"Oh? And who else are you serving?"
"No unpleasantness, I trust?"
"This is where you earn your reputation."
"Do you come to offer, or to take?"
"Don't get yourself drowned on the first try."
"I don't know how it might happen, but if you fail, we are all lost together."
"I couldn't find it. I couldn't find anything."
"When you have returned to the land of the living, I have some questions to ask."
"Damnit. What were you doing all night?"
"I was tripping over prybars."
"I hear and obey, which is more than you have ever done."
"I have the highest respect for a craftsman."
"I'm trying to rob a god's temple, and you think I should worry about the ghosts of a few dead men?"
"Do not offend the gods."
"It is a great relief to my conscience that you are not drowned."
"We are alive, and you are alive, so this expedition was at least not the disaster of earlier ones."
"Do you have any doubts?"
"I just don't understand why I am so sure."
"I see you found a safe place to wait while we were busy."
"A little danger adds spice to life."
"I can't pull food out of the sky for you."
"How do you propose to get food?"
"You are going to steal it."
"I'll make sure we all go to the block together."
"It's not your job to think."
"You'll do your best, and if you best isn't good enough, we'll all go to the block together."
"Do you have any idea how impossible this is?"
"I thought you could steal anything."
"Things don't make noise."
"I'm not going back to prison."
"You think I would take you back to the prison?"
"You think I would trust you?"
"You don't have time to waste forcing me."
"Fine! Go die on the swords of the [name]. Be drawn, be quartered, be hung. I don't care!"
"What possible difference would it make to me?"
"Leave me a sword, and I'll do my best to slow them down."
"Just leave me alone. I'm fine. Go away."
"We saw everything from the top of the cliff."
"The only thing he can do with a sword is steal it or sell it."
"I've never seen someone win against that many men."
"I don't want him to be dead."
"The bleeding stopped and you will probably be all right, as long as you don't get a fever."
"Yes, that was a silly question."
"I owe you many apologies."
"I'll always wonder what you saw."
"Won't tell me, or can't?"
"I don't believe he holds you in high regard."
"And you will not break your promise?"
"You are more beautiful, but she is more kind."
"All I'm wearing is bandages."
"I think that I am more of an asset than a liability."
"All she wants from you is a promise of your service."
"Can we stop discussing this just now?"
"The river is running the wrong way."
"She might let me go as well. But she'd probably like best to catch me, and let you slip away."
"If you could be anywhere you wanted right now, where would it be?"
"I can manage, I promise."
"This is not for us to figure out."
"I'm glad to see you looking better."
"I've decided not to give you the satisfaction of gnashing my teeth."
"She'll be plotting an elaborate revenge."
"Am I plotting an elaborate revenge? No, I haven't been able to think of anything adequate."
"He was clever. It's too bad he was a fool, too."
"I think you need more rest."
"I'll get up, and find someone else to tell me."
"The court is greatly impressed."
"People were careful not to offend her."
"I couldn't stand it, I think."
"It doesn't belong in this world."
"Stop biting your lip and say it."
"Anyone lucky enough to be married to you would count his blessings."
