Except probably not that many penes. Or memes.

-- Childish Gambino   (via masochist--princess)

This subtly shifts from "annoying and awkward" to "awkward and kind of funny" if you pretend the guy is just making a Hunger Games reference.

[…] So a hacker could hijack a stream and insert a malicious app that can control the TV but claim it’s from Facebook. The attacker could then have the TV render Facebook’s home page in an invisible zero-sized frame, downloaded from the Internet. If the user was logged in to Facebook the hacker now has full control of a homeowner’s account.

Without farting even though you really have to?

In cold sweat, depending on the time and location?

Wondering what happened to the fourth guy?

Waiting for unprovoked harassment?

Resisting the urge to sing Nyan Cat to yourself as you are wont to do when alone?

Without scratching your butt even once?

While gesturing towards them to form a conga line behind you?

Wondering how the hell they got into your kitchen at 2am, how hard they’re judging you for grabbing yet another bag of Doritos, and vaguely concerned that they’re going to stick around for the rest of your Babylon Five marathon?

Hooker?

Shouldn’t that be Virgin’s?

You say “zombie apocalypse,” the clever entrepreneur says “wage-free labor force.”