My own personal hell.

The same misplaced contempt that so many pets seem to have. 

Hardly.

That makes sense. Either way, it’s annoying. They should just get used to it.

Don't hold your breath. 

You seem to think yourself very important.

I wouldn't say important. Just incredibly able of contempt.

Got nothing better to do.

Then I suggest you find something better to do and leave me the fuck alone.

You think they would. I mean, how many of them have been around for centuries? You can’t tell me that we are the first people to get be defiant. They should change their expectations.

We aren't, but it was easier to kill those who were back then.

Just making polite conversation.

...For what reason?

Aw, it's actually kinda adorable how you think I give a shit. Do go on.

Surely it doesn’t matter for you?

Of course it fucking matters.