Each prayer accepted, Each wish resigned

So me & my man can make out while we poop

horse people are spectacular to listen to bc they love to go on about the “trust” between horses and people and it’s just enchanting. I leave that conversation completely mesmerized by the idea that a person actually trusts  one of those fucking demon creatures when you can see it on their face that there is no life or love in their eyes. horses are the ready vessels of a vengeful, hateful god and we should leave them to eat the fucking ground in peace

There he is.

me: *does Toxic by Britney Spears using armpit farts* prosecutor *interrupting me*: objection ,your honor He isnt answering the question judge: objection overruled. This is great , keep going