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Another La Squadra reacts! This time the guys: get caught in the middle of self pleasure!

Risotto: Stops immediately and puts himself away. He maintains eye contact as if nothing happened and asks if there’s something he can help them with. It doesn’t get brought up.

Prosciutto: Is embarrassed for both himself and them. He hides and demands that they state why they just barged into his room. He apologizes immediately and asks that they leave.

Pesci: Is red in the face and humiliated? Did they knock? Why him? Flustered and embarrassed he covers himself up completely and asks if they needed anything. He avoids them for a whole week and then some.

Formaggio: Usually shameless bit this time he hurriedly puts himself away almost pinching his tip with his zipper. He awkwardly laughs and asks if they saw anything they liked, his terrible joke does not lighten the moods and scares them away. It comes up the next few times he’s drunk.

Illuso: Knew they were coming and don’t stop, likes the idea of being the one to dirty they squeaky clean demeanor. Uses a pillow to cover up and raises an eyebrow when asks if they’re staying or leaving?

Melone: Doesn’t stop, what were they expecting to see when he was alone in his room? Asks if they would like to join? Can’t help but laugh at how cute and red their face is as they run slamming the door. It gets brought up later.

Ghiaccio: Screeches at them to get the hell out? Don’t they know how to knock? Why would they just come in? Tries his best to cover himself up and he’s stands, throwing pillows telling them to get up. Gives a half asses apology later.

Sorbet: Welcomes the audience, he doesn’t say anything but he stares at them and gives a “Well?” They can’t help but keep their eyes off him before finally running into the wall and running away. Gelato laughs from the other side of the room at the scene.

[Are dominant headcanons ok? I had a bit of a hard time writing him as a submissive, so I went the dominant route. If you want submissive headcanons, feel free to send me another request! Regardless-

CW: Edge Play, Consensual Nonconsent, Blood Play, Rope Suspension, Orgasm Denial/Control, Praise Kink, Medical Play (Needles & Scalpels), Exhibitionism, Choking, Voyeurism, Face Slapping, Mild Degradation, Aphrodisiacs]

Dominant!Cioccolata Headcanons

Submission to Cioccolata is definitely an all or nothing, 24/7 thing. When he wants you as his submissive, he wants you around the clock as his submissive. He’d always take care of you, and he’s unusually good at knowing your boundaries, but he definitely wants to keep you as his and his alone. Definitely dynamics of petplay, either through how he talks to you or how he wants you to dress.

Likes to experiment with aphrodisiacs with you, if your willing. He thinks it’s adorable to see you cry and beg for release as he continues to inflict pain on you, especially when your so helpless from the drugs.

Medical Play is also a big constant. Beyond the use of needles and scalpels, he just likes to observe you as one of his special patients. Sometimes it’s making you play with yourself as he watches, noting every little gasp and twitch you make on a pad and directing you on how to do better. Other times it’s him giving you a gyno/rectal exam on his table, his gloved fingers deep in your hole. It’s relatively normal until he starts quickly pressing sensitive spots inside you, his hand finding your neck as he chokes you until your release.

One of his favorite ways to play involve threatening to punish his submissive for orgasming without his permission with Green Day. He’d start by suspending you by your chest and arms to the ceiling, placing you just high enough so the mold won’t be able to spread without him lowering you, then overwhelming you to see if you ever give in. 

“Let’s see how good for me you can be? Will you be good for me?” he says, just loud enough for you, and his camera, to hear. He records everything with you, each recording a treasured trophy. It’s not as good as watching your face twist in pleasure and agony in person, but it helps him when you aren’t there or recovering.

Once he’s sure your properly suspended, he tapes vibrators on your nipples and clit/shaft, turning them up high enough to put you on the edge of release. When he knows your starting to enjoy it, when he sees your clit twitch or you start to leak precum, that’s when he starts with his other proclivities.

While he enjoys using scalpels the most, he likes to start with needles to ease you into the pain. It won’t do to have you tap out from pain so early, he wants to make sure he can do as much as he can while your here with him. So he picks up the thinness needles, just so he can use as many as he like, and pierces the flesh around your sensitive buds. Watching you wince and try to pull away as the needles break through your skin, slapping your face if you struggle too much, gets him going.

It’s when he’s pierced both nipples with enough needles to where they look like daisies, when your gritting your teeth and trying not to cry or cum from the conflicting sensations, where he’ll finally penetrate your hole. 

Sex with Cioccolata is as rough as his play, where he’ll use just enough lube and prep so you won’t tear but you’ll feel every drag inside you. He always hilts himself in one thrust too, all so he can enjoy the sensation of you trying to stretch around him to accommodate the fullness of his shaft. But, before you can get used to the sensation, he pulls back as far as he can before quickly filling your hole again. He keeps up this rhythm of pulling out and roughly hilting himself in you, feeling the wetness of your hole around him with each push and pull.

“You’ve been so gooooood, so very VERY good” he pulls out, stopping just a moment to appreciate your reaction. Despite the pain and his rough pace, your still trying to force him back into you by squirming against the confining ropes, legs bracing behind his waist in a wasted effort to pull him back in. Your so close and he knows it. “But you know what’ll make it even better, don’t you? Of course you do.” It’s then that he brings out his scalpel, the white lights of the room glinting on the blade.

He holds the blade to your throat, smiling at the threat it poses, and hilts himself in you again to resume his pace. The blade is so sharp that it nicks your skin, blood rushing through the small wound. He’d never kill you, you’ve proven yourself to be too good a playmate for him, but he loves you to feel on edge. He loves feeling your pulse quicken when you consider how he can end your life any time he pleases. He loves it even more when he feels your hole tighten around him as he makes the next shallow cuts along your chest, a loud groan rushing from his lips.

When his release is close, he holds your face to his by your chin, looking deeply into your eyes. “You’ve made me so happy today” he says in a low voice, wanting his affection for you to remain between you two. “Come for me now, sweet thing.”

And with that command he feels you go over the edge, his eyes never leaving your face as he watches pleasure take over you. His own release follows right behind your own, your spasming hole milking him for every drop.

His aftercare is impeccable as his training as a doctor comes in handy for treating any wounds and bruises you have. When he knows your injuries are tended to properly, he makes sure to rub away any sore spots, making sure the circulation in your limbs returns to normal after having you suspended for so long. As embarrassing as it is, he praises you every step of the way, even kissing each newly bandaged cut. Your his good sweet thing and he wants you to know it. 

[Tbh Cioccolata & Secco already have some D/s dynamics going on in their relationship, so this is very much inspired by their relationship dynamics with some stuff thrown in and removed. And thanks for your patience! Hope you enjoy this 👍🏼

CW: Puppy Play, Master/Servant dynamics, Stuffing, Food Play, Sensory Deprivation, Restrictive Clothing, Oral Sex, Chastity Devices, Flogging]

Secco Kink Headcanons

You’ll have to earn his submission via shows of power, wealth, and influence. He sees no need to respect you, nevertheless be submissive to you, if you can’t prove yourself above him. He’s an incredibly picky submissive bottom and, if you show any hint of weakness, he’ll dismiss you immediately or abandon you. There’s no point in him following or even paying attention to the weak in his eyes, so you definitely have to stay in top form around him. 

Secco prefers puppy play dynamics, where he gets to to be cared for and attended to by you in return for his complete obedience. He’ll follow you around on all fours, paw at your legs for affection, fetch things for you, and beg for treats when he thinks he’s done well or wants your attention.

He watches you closely to see if you need anything & preens you when he notices anything out of place. Stray hairs brushed back in place with careful leather covered paws. Crumbs on your face tenderly licked off. Your clothes hastily adjusted back in their right place if they are askew. When he’s not in restrictive leather gear, he’ll have food ready for you before you realize your hungry and a hot bath waiting on days of high stress. So long as you attend to his needs and keep him cared for, he’ll return it fully.

Loves sensory depriving and restrictive garments that forces you to have as much control over him as possible. Chastity devices where he can’t touch himself without you unlocking him from the device, deprivation hoods that prevents him from seeing/hearing/speaking, padded mittens that prevent him from using his hands, anything goes. When he sees your strength, he wants you to have full control over his all.

Forcing Secco to wear a chastity device and a vibrating plug throughout the day is a quick way to reduce him to a whiny, overly eager mess by night time. He’ll try his best to attend to whatever you need, doing left over house chores or playing with you when he thinks your bored, but he stumbles and sucks in his breath whenever you amp up the vibrations. By midday his exposed skin is visibly flushed, small amounts of precum marring the steel device that has his dick locked tight. After rounds of intermittent vibrations with no release, he’s on his knees before you, licking and sucking at and around your clothed groin till its soaked with his saliva, hands grasping at your thighs and behind in hopes that you’ll have mercy on him if he gets you off however you tell him to. 

Deprivation hoods & padded mittens enforce his dependency on you, making it so he has to rely on his own memory of your shared home, his determination to please, and whatever directions you’ve given him to get around. He works harder than ever to manage things around the leather encasing his hands, the forced hobbling making every action a feat he deems worthy of reward. But, without his sight and sense of hearing, every punishment for his disobedience and reward for his faithful attendance to you rapidly lights up his senses. He openly flinches and tries not to shout from the flogger you beat him with when he’s been bad. He drools and groans around the cookies and candy you feed him when he’s been good. Everything feels like too much, small lights flashing before his eyes with every new sensation.

If you have any sweets in the house, be prepared to have to watch over them like a hawk. Secco has a MAJOR sweet tooth to where he’ll eagerly overstuff himself with sweets if you let him. Sometimes he’ll over indulge on sweets just to get your undivided attention, especially if you haven’t been giving him any affection all day. He’ll eat himself silly on cakes and cookies then whine and paw at your ankles until you put him on your lap and rub his overstuffed hurting tummy, earning small noises of appreciation when you’ve given him the comfort he wants. Your better off hiding the sweets or giving them to him in small amounts when he’s been especially good, otherwise they’ll be gone in no time flat around him.

Illuso Kink Headcanons

[Content Warning: Rope Suspensions, Rope Bondage, Exhibitionism, Voyeurism, Orgasm Denial, Over Stimulation, Crying, Brats, Voice Kink, Caning

P.S: I’m unsure if you wanted anything specific, so I hope you enjoy this regardless. Thanks for your request! 💙]

Illuso is a voyeuristic/exhibitionist brat. He gets off on the idea of possibly getting caught or seeing you openly want him in front of others. He’ll shamelessly go through various antics just to get you to give him what he wants, loving to rile you up so much that you have to punish him or give him the attention he wants. He doesn’t really care if it’s in public or not, but he’ll stop if it makes you uncomfortable or risks either of you getting into real trouble.

His love for rope and hidden toys comes into play with his tendencies for exhibitionism. He loves the feel of rope wrapped around his body under his clothes, especially if they are just too thick to not be seen by others. Add a vibrating plug and, regardless of where you go, you’ll find him brushing up against you, touching the small of your back until he lowers his hand to your ass, or softly moaning in your ears until you feel as aroused as he does.

When your home alone, it allows you both to do riskier scenes. In this case, rope suspension is a favorite because he can’t run things subtly, forcing him to be at your mercy. It makes him nervous, especially if you plan on punishing him that day, but his interest is apparent by how quickly he becomes erect and how handsy he is before suspending him. It doesn’t take long to reduce him to a crying, babbling mess in this position when you drive yourself/your strap-on into him. Combine this with a vibrator on the head of his shaft and he’ll spend the rest of the night going between begging for more and begging for you to stop, eventually being unable to distinguish what’s best in that moment from the overstimulation.

If he finds you standing alone and paying attention to anything but him for too long, he’ll come behind you and place his body flush against yours, holding you close within his arms. While he could start with touching you along your body, he prefers to start with whispers only you can hear. “I bet I can hold your attention far better…”, his voice is already heavy with desire, the on and off vibrations you’ve tortured him with must be getting to him. “Can you feel me?” he keens, pressing his erection against your behind. He knows you won’t allow him to touch himself without your permission, so he’s found a way around that: rutting up against you.“You feel so good-” his voice hitches, cutting him off before he can finish. "Do you know how much I miss your taste? Don’t you want to remind me of what I’ve missed?“. By now he’s panting, making sure you can feel the spreading wet spot on his pants. "La mia anima…I feel empty without your touch…”

Luckily, Illuso’s stand provides immediate privacy when his focus on you and his want gets to be too much. Make him drag you in his realm and he’ll light up with excitement, delighted his efforts got him somewhere. It’s up to you if his behavior should be rewarded or punished, you certainly have the equipment on hand to offer both. 

He’s so eager to begin once he knows he has your complete attention that he strips down before you can even remove your top, revealing the purple rope corset you’ve had him bound in throughout the day. Usually the corsets he prefers are intricate and frame his chest and thighs like an offering. Today though? A speed release corset was what you wrapped him in, the rope wrapped along the cane and his frame acting as a constant reminder of the play (and possible punishment) you have in store for him later. And with a strong pull of the cane’s handle, the rope bindings falls apart to the floor, revealing the indented flushed skin underneath.

“I’ve been very good today, haven’t I?” he says with a wide grin. He isn’t the least bit ashamed of his behavior, he’s right where he wants to be.

While he did adhere to your rules, it wouldn’t do to allow him to buck the system however he pleases through loop holes (even if it is fun). So, with an air of determination, you pick up the ropes in preparation to bind him. “You said you missed how I taste? Prove it. Kneel.” Once he’s finally into position, you bind his wrists to his thighs, forcing him to remain on the ground with no control over what’s to come. 

“I’m ready when yo-” he starts to tease when you grab his hair, yank it back, and force his mouth unto you. He groans, trying to adjust as quickly as he can with the forced entry. Gathering himself finally, he forms a rhythm of broad licks and sucking on your sensitive spots with his mouth, lavishing your core with attention.

Just when he gets comfortable, you turn up the intensity of the plug, causing him to openly moan until it’s cut off by a hit to the flesh of his shoulders. “Remember: I come first, ok? Keep your attention on me or…” you swiftly hit his shoulders again with the cane “Understood?” He nods furiously, mouth latching onto you before you can push him forward by his hair again.

Illuso’s typically a showoff when he gives oral. He looks deep into your eyes as much as he can manage, talks with his mouth full of you so you can feel the vibrations of his deep voice, and he isn’t the least bit concerned with mess when his spit and your fluids combine on his face. But, when under a barrage of sensations, he can find it harder to keep up with making sure you enjoy the show. He’s so used to gasping and moaning openly to signify his pleasure, he doesn’t have to worry about noise in the mirror realm, so it isn’t long before his shoulders is sporting a number of red marks.

He tries his best to last, even sucking on your sensitive bud/head to muffle himself before you can strike him again, but the vibrations against his prostate proves too much once you use your foot to drive the plug in him deeper. He comes undone with a curse, the vibrations and pressure milking his prostate steadily. 

“I can keep going!” he gasps out, resuming his minstrations as soon as he can focus. He’s still hard, but there’s no chance you can ride him if you keep going this way. So you pull him away from you, turning off the vibrator (to his protests) and unfasten the ropes so he can lay down properly.

“Be good for me, ok?” you say, positioning your entrance above the head of his cock. “If you don’t make me come this time, I’ll leave you tied here with the vibrator running low.”

  I absolutely DO NOT write smut for future reference, (Sorry anon I won’t be able to satisfy that NSFW hunger you have) 

  Sorry if it’s short I don’t have a lot for him

Yandere! Secco 

Once Secco has a target he isn’t letting go, for certain you’re doomed once you’ve caught his eyes. 

Will always manage to find you alone, he’ll drag you to the ground by grabbing you and frightening you 

He’ll whisper how much he loves you into your ear while doing so. 

Stalks you every chance he has to.

Anyone that you have any interest in will most likely be killed in the most gruesome fashion he can come up with using Oasis. 

Next thing you know he’s invading your home, but he’ll do it room by room until he gets to yours.

He’ll even let you see him and get a head start down your hallway or even out of the house. All for his amusement.

Your car will most likely be rendered useless by Oasis from him sinking it into the ground.

You won’t even get the chance to use your phone or shout for help as you sink.

He’s very obsessive so he’ll probably be muttering all about you while doing so.

Any witnesses to seeing you being taken will be killed.

He’s elated to have you all to himself (He’s definitely the possessive type and won’t let anyone else touch you, with the exception of Cioccolata)

Treats you a bit pet like similar to that of what Cioccolata does.

I’ll be honest, it depends on the day!

Ghiaccio is a stop and start kinda dude.

Melone can marathon.

Risotto can make you keep going, and when he’s done hes done for 4 hours.

Illuso is a twice a night dude, but he needs a break the next day.

Pesci… it depends on if he can stay awake enough through the work out.

Prosciutto wants a nap and a juice box when he’s done. But he takes a LONG TIME to finish.

Risotto blinks. A thousand emotions run through him. He comments, “You’ve been stressed this month. Don’t worry.” *cappo smile*

Melone is excited! He smiles, then tries to hide it. “I’m sure you will start soon amour.” You ask, “Melone… you’ve been wearing condoms right…” Melone: :3

You cannot scare Ghiaccio like this. He will scream for you to grab a pregnancy test. “Or do you need a doctors appointment for a test? Just make it!”

Illuso knows! He says to not get anxious. Illuso will pull out a pocket planner full of dates of your past periods (and appointments and dates you had with him and friends and family that he won’t let you ask about) and tells you how you’ve always been off.

Pesci doesn’t get it. He thinks you’re pregnant now.

Prosciutto chuckles at you and continues what he was doing originally.

Baby fever huh?

Everyone becomes very tearful.

Risotto will try to hide the fact that he’s full of tears. He turns away then excitedly explains to his s/o what just happened.

Prosciutto hides the tears and won’t say a word for a few minutes. He knows his voice will crack.

Melone announces MOLTO BENE! With tears streaming down his face.

Ghiaccio gasps, his eyes are watery. He scares his s/o because he can’t explain things without studdering- which pisses him off.

Illuso is elated! But he wishes he was recording it. He brags how his baby is already very strong like him.

Formaggio is surprised. He tries to make them kick a lot for him.

Risotto turns invisible automatically. He takes a long time staring at them to remember every detail of their body for later. Then he gently covers them and walks away. He will never bring it up.

Prosciutto smiles. He glances them up and down a few times and throws a blanket on top, trying to wake them up.

Melone leaves them naked. He sits near or on the place his crush rests. He will end up napping near them or waiting for them to wake up so he can smile at them and be creepy.

Ghiaccio huffs. His crush may wake up due to this, frankly Ghiaccio doesn’t care. He’s upset someone he cares about would put themselves in a situation where they can be viewed upon by Melone!

Illuso smiles. He covers them with a blanket, then caresses their face. He gives them a slight peck on the forehead or cheek and leaves.

Pesci walks away. He wants to ignore what he just saw so that they aren’t mad at him!

Risotto ahegao face: https://twitter.com/goma18whooo/status/1107610157192634369?s=19

Best at fucking you in the ass till you cum.

Risotto > formaggio > prosciutto > melone > illuso > ghiaccio > pesci. They’re are all good. But some have better techniques or prep.

Who enjoys getting it from most to least

All la squadra. But like things that are like rare?