C R O A

This is the Dog of Protection.

sometimes people try to destroy you, precisely because they recognize your power—not because they don’t see it, but because they see it and they don’t want it to exist.

Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance:

I won’t hesitate bitch

Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow

Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read

Kermit the Frog jumps off building

Fr e sh a voca do

back at it again at Krispy Kreme

There is only one thing worse than a rapist

Club Jam (yes a really good book)

At least the taco was free

I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand

Grandma loves ping pong too much

If your name is Junior

Welcome to Target

I’m just cooking pizza

Cole Sprouse dress-up game

On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf

Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free)

Kid smacked by fly swatter

Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school)

Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator)

WE’RE BREAKING FREE

SAIL

I’m Squidward

So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies

So no head? (breaking skateboard)

Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere)

No off topic questions (Chris Christie)

What the fuck, Richard

Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke)

Bored as shiiiiii

Liberian accent (plasma globe)

New haircut (Parker Kit Hill)

Summertime sadness (chicken)

More like hurricane TORTILLA

I got an a-bor-tion

All Around the World (TheJasminator)

When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light

Snake licks lollipop

Accept yourself, love yourself

Be whatever you wanna be

Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR)

Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho

Can I please get a waffle?

Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars)

Ebony Jenkins (shut up!)

Kevin, watch the light dude

Horse meditation

A girl a dream & a clothing hanger

Is that a weed? (911 microwave)

Helium balloons (floating car)

Fireplace fairy

I’m your freestyle dance teacher

I can’t believe you’ve done this

Which way the Quiznos is

Impossible paper toss shot

Hemtube (dancing with cat)

I nurture my skin (Shaq)

Why are you running

Happy birthday?

Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom)

Farkle falling

Fuck you (soda machine)

Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke)

Take On Me

And now my sock is wet (water gun)

All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala

When there’s too much drama at school

Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub

What’s your name? (ouija board)

Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids)

Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven)

Girl scared of convertible car

Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats)

Would you like the spider on your hand?

Shopping cart crash

We actually have the chip reader now

I’M A GIRAFFE

Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti)

YOUR HATRED OF MATH IS UNDERSTANDABLE BUT IT WAS BORN OUT OF THE WAY YOU WERE MISTREATED AND ABUSED BY THE EDUCATION SYSTEM. YOU DONT HATE MATH BECAUSE YOU CANT UNDERSTAND IT YOU HATE MATH BECAUSE NO ONE TOOK THE TIME TO TEACH IT TO YOU.

MATH IS A VERY VALUABLE CONCEPT AND IT IMPROVES YOUR LIFE IN WAYS THAT ARE HARD TO COMPREHEND. MATH LOVES YOU AND IT IS YOUR FRIEND.

IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ALGEBRA THAT DOESNT MAKE YOU UNINTELLIGENT. THERE ARE SO MANY BRANCHES OF MATH THAT YOU MAY ENJOY OR UNDERSTAND BETTER LIKE GEOMETRY, STATISTICS, AND SCIENTIFIC RATIOS. MATH IS NOT RIGID, ITS A FLEXIBLE CONCEPT WITH MANY DIFFERENT IDENTITIES. ALL OF THEM ARE EQUAL IN VALUE, EVEN THE BASICS OF MATH LIKE ADDITION AND MULTIPLICATION ARE EXTREMELY IMPORTANT AND KNOWING HOW TO DO THEM WELL IS VERY SKILLFUL.

YOU CAN LEARN ADVANCED MATH. IT MAY NOT BE EASY BUT YOU ARE SMART ENOUGH AND CAPABLE ENOUGH TO MASTER ANY MATHEMATICAL CONCEPT WITH ENOUGH TIME. YOU ARE CAPABLE.