Meghann Fahy | 32 | Actress | Open to Anything

Dating Me Is Like...  dating a golden retriever. (You’ll find hair all over.) And like when you remember you have leftover pizza! 

I’m Convinced That... it’s never too late to do something you’ve always wanted to do.

Facts About Me That Surprise People... I started off this wild career on Broadway, I’m a brunette, I used to be a nanny, and I hate massages.

michael: oh, there’s plenty more where that came from! i'm just getting started. please do. let's talk all things white lotus! my inner fanboy is living for this. is jennifer coolidge as cool and delightful as she seems? i bet she's an absolute blast to work with. daphne becoming the new tanya? you have no idea how badly i need this. or better yet, a daphne and harper spin-off where they ditch their tech bro husbands and are having a great post-divorce holiday where they sort of still don't like each other but also are bffs. who do i need to pitch this idea to?

michael: perfect. you free this weekend?

meghann: hope you know you're never gonna be able to get rid of me. she's as amazing as she seems and then some. i was constantly in awe just being in her presence. plus she's actually hilarious, just, 24/7. PLEASE! that's my #1 career goal at this point. okay, i'm in love with your idea. i'll slip you mike's number and you can pass along this genius plan. maybe he'll listen to you. aubrey and i kept trying to get them to write in a random hookup as a middle finger to their husbands, but we failed.

michael: considering how lucky i'm feeling, i think a congratulations is very, very fitting here. 😉 though, i feel like /i/ should apologize in advance because the white lotus is my favorite show and i'm fully prepared to rave to you about your amazing performance in season two. seriously, you were phenomenal and a total scene-stealer. how did you enjoy working on the show?

michael: also, how do you feel about surfing? 👀

meghann: look at you already knowing how to butter me up. think i might be the real winner here. as long as i get to rave about how amazing the rest of the cast is, i'm totally in. discussing all things white lotus is my favorite. thank you, though, truly. it means a lot! i loved it so much and i'd kill (pun intended) to go back for another season.

Am I the worst? Yes. Am I still into our spin-off? Yes. Let’s make it happen. I really need another series in the hot sun, enjoying the pool, and show my ass. How are you, babe? tell me you are doing perfect. @megsfahy·

The answer to that first question is absolutely not! I’m always ready for our spin-off though. Are you going to give the audience some more prosthetic full frontal though? It’s what the world is really hoping for here. I could only be perfect if you were here, obviously, but I’m pretty close. Had an incredibly chill birthday and now I’m ready for my next year around the sun. 

Dyl: I'm shocked but at the same time, I feel you. You know when you leave the massage place and you have finger marks in your back, it was probably the roughest shit you've ever been through. Like did I ask to be attacked?

Dyl: God I fucking hope so. My dad and I have been waiting to see a World Series from these guys for how long? I might kick the bucket before I see that happening.

Meg: EXACTLY MY POINT! I get that they have a specific technique and I respect it, but please do not knead my back like I'm your latest sourdough.

Anna: We did!!

Anna: Urgh, that sound track got me through moving to New York. Not ashamed to say how much I cried at it. The only thing to break my stone cold heart.

Anna: Yes, I was 12.

Meg: THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF

Meg: I'm not trying to say it's one of the best shows out thee 'cause I fully know I'm biased, but I'm not not saying it...

Kelsea: The best way to live life tbh.

Kelsea: Ahhh!! This means so much. I wanna see the giraffes and elephants so bad!! I am on tour with Kenny Chensey till June and then hit the road with Shania Twain for a few dates this summer so pick your date and I will get you in!

Meg: Now I want to see giraffes and elephants... Sounds like a trip to Disney World is in my near future. Little easier than a full on safari trip.

thank you for watching and yes, we’re absolutely saying you manifested this. so many people still think age is the disqualifying factor, but i just happen to think it’s a strength. older, wiser, more sure about what you want and the like. people will judge no matter what, so screw ‘em. besides, always better to try than spend decades wondering. undercover brunettes for the win. are people shocked, when they learn you’re not a natural blonde? are you doing anything fun for that break? traveling? i’m doing brilliantly, genuinely. so excited to release my new album and working on the voice has been a dream come true as well.

Some of the talent on the show is just absolutely unreal. I don’t know how you guys choose who to keep on and who to eliminate though. I’d be so upset having anyone from my team leave the competition. I’m loving the way you think and now I’m wondering where you’ve been all my life. I’m firmly on team just do it so you’re not regretting the missed opportunity later. They actually are! Which is interesting to me because sometimes my roots have minds of their own and I can’t imagine how anyone could look at me and not just immediately yell that I’m an impostor. Did you enjoy being blonde or was that more of a boy band decision? Traveling, definitely. My birthday just passed and I’m trying to decide on a fun belated adventure. Any location suggestions? When’s the new album out? Does it get to be the soundtrack of the summer?

Karlie: that is a fact. strangers are horrible. but everyone is a stranger before they can become friends.

Karlie: oh my gosh. yeah it's just that they want me to be happy and they think i'm miserable by myself. he is two! i can't believe it. it feels like it was just yesterday and i really can't believe it i have so much disbelief for the fact that he's already two. i'm just sad that he's growing up so fast. he likes bubble guppies, and jake and the neverland pirates. he's got the pirate thing going on right now. haha i have found that i'll turn on the shows that he watches when he's with his father and not here with me. just because it makes me feel like he's here i think.

Meg: very true words of wisdom right there! though it'd be nice if we could all just pretend to be friends until it becomes real. the whole fake it til you make it thing.

↳ INSTAGRAM: @meghannfahy uploaded a new photo:

going on a date with me will be very much like this photo. in what ways, you may ask? bid on me and find out for yourself! link is right here! (also, did i mention it’s for charity? come on now!) 

i was looking at your profile, and i have to say, i really liked the part about never being too old to do something you want. people keep putting things off and then never doing them, because they don’t think it’s socially acceptable at whatever age they are and i say, fuck that. how’re you doing, lovely? also, look at us both being undercover brunettes, hah. / @megsfahy·

Did I manifest this by watching The Voice? I’m so happy to find someone that agrees with me! It’s frustrating hearing people complain that they can’t do something they want to just because they think they’re “too old” or not good enough. I think it’s time we formed the undercover brunette support group. I’m doing well though! Had been going nonstop for a while and finally have a chance to breathe again. How are you? Doing fantastic, I hope, considering you’re crushing the game right now. 

molly-mae: you and daphne are queeens! you stole the whole show!

molly-mae: okay, okay, fair enough! you are a classy lady, afterall!

molly-mae: we'll start with some ice breaker questions like.. what's your dream role you want to play?

Meg: How are you the sweetest person in the world? You're officially the best friend in the Daphne reality show in my head.

ryan: Absolutely not! I couldn't resist if I'm being honest. Been a fan of yours for awhile, so any excuse to say hi and get in your orbit haha