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I honestly don’t give a shit if they are or not. Move out of my way.

I don't know where you got that sense of false entitlement, but they need to get to their lockers and get to class too.

Biggest pet peeve, when losers decide to have their conversations right in front of my locker. I really do not need to hear about your pathetic annoying life.

Well maybe their lockers are there too?

You and I are very similar then, m’friend. 

I'm going to start bringing sims and my laptop to school. 

I don’t need to work out to beat you, ‘cause I know I’m gonna beat you anyway.

Yeah, we'll see about that tough guy. 

I don’t even remember shit from taking it last year. I forgot it all within a month.

Well, as long as I pass I guess I really don't care. I kind of just want it to be over already, but I have no idea what I want to do after school.

….. let’s just say somewhere.

Well, uh, wow.

Oh god, chem sucks. I took it last year and I barely passed.

It was my second time going to that class and I wanted to kill myself. I want to cry just thinking about it. 

Progress makes perfect.

Keep working out! You might stand a chance in our little match, then.

Did you know that pigs have orgasms that last 30 minutes? That’s God thanking them for bacon.

Where did you learn that?

Since I have the whole house to myself, I should throw a huge epic party and make everyone love me and become popular. But instead I’m going to curl up in a blanket cocoon and play endless hours of Sims.

That sounds like my life. 

School just drains all of the energy out of me.

Same, I just got home and I hate myself for ever choosing to take chem.

Sure, okay it’s a deal.

Sounds good to me. Will I be allowed to eat in class?

It actually puts me at a disadvantage. Nice to meet you Megan.

Why would that put you at a disadvantage? Nice to meet you too, you're actually not an asshole. That's kind of cool, I guess. 

That’s not in my control. That lies in the hands of Ms. Riddle. 

We can negotiate your discount at the end of the semester, then. 

I’ve seen you around but I never did catch your name.

Well everybody knows your name, so there's that. Mine's Megan. 

Don’t I get a student teacher discount?

Depends on if you make my school year a living hell or not. 

Hello to you too.

Do I need to introduce myself, King Dex?