And it begins...

lust: lace blouses, stargazing, french pastries, whispered secrets, lovely baths, impulsive shopping, plants on a windowsill, ice cream sundaes, concerts, soft voices

sloth: oversized sweaters, dreamy sunsets, gold sunlight, doodling, sunflower fields, paint smears on clothes, the smell of tangerines, writing in a diary, vivid dreams

envy: silver necklaces, flannel shirts, sharp eyeliner, neon lights, cursive handwriting, bullet journals, leather purses, finding loose change, tired eyes, classic movies

gluttony: iced tea, cuddles, soft blankets, evening laughter, a slow dance, washi tape, tousled hair, procrastination, learning foreign words, city lights at night

wrath: killer heels, leather jackets, sewn-on patches, firm baked cookies, red lipstick, 90s music, dusty book piles, pictures of clouds, fresh snow, evening drives

pride: fountains in city squares, jazz music, cozy apartments, turtleneck sweaters, smokey eyes, acoustic songs, pastel colors, strawberries, nostalgia, improv comedy

it took two adults to get the cat into the carrier and in the process my aunt got clawed so badly she had to go to the emergency room for shots/stitches, so eventually the cat gets to the vet

Connor: the android sent by cyberlife

Markus: robojesus

Kara: sheprotecc

Alice: android in wonderland

Hank: knight of black death

North: literal killing machine

Simon: simon says die

Luthur: gentle giant

Carl: old man jenkins

Josh: shy guy

Gavin: lowest form of garbage

Elijah: basically Joseph Seed from far cry 5

Chloe: android bff

Todd: human trash

Traci & blue Traci: love urself

Leo: crack case

Daniel: the replacement best friend

Amanda: no fun that’s the law

Adam: squeaky toy

Rose: motherly hips

Everyone who is reading this: I’m so glad you’re alive. I’m so proud of you. You are loved. I’m here. Don’t give up, we’re almost there.

It seems that the general admission tickets are going for $29.50.

VIP packages are going for, as usual, $69.69.

VIP PACKAGES DO NOT INCLUDE A MEET AND GREET.

They will include: -One (1) GA ticket -Early entry to venue -Signed exclusive poster -Pre-show Q&A with Ninja Sex Party

Dan and Brian will be on stage. You will not be able to shake their hand or hug them or ask for these things. You will be able to ask them a question if they pick on you. You will be in a crowd, I can’t say how big. You may not get called on. Keep these things in mind! And once again:

Writes like 3 chapters then gives up: Scorpio, Virgo

Writes like 10 books in 3 days: Pisces, Sagittarius, Gemini

In a constant state of writer’s block: Aries, Taurus