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black tortoiseshell with high white spotting (calico)

@creekwyrm

the crazy thing about this place called “grocery store” is that you always need to go there. especially if you like, just went.

Gosh I’d love to give it a try. It’s just so hard to find the time with all the *describes a daily schedule that is 65% dilly-dallying*

the puirpose of a spider is what it does

it spides

forget age gaps or differences in rank or whatever the most potently dangerous power dynamic in any relationship is "people like you more than me"

well i'll just go ahead and get it out of the way : good morning. i know that's what you sick tuesday freaks want to hear..........

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

formative years? aren’t they all?

affirmations: i am very normal. i am not trapped in a lie of my own making. everything is fine. no one will uncover my web of deceit #mywebofdeceit

*pointing at your wife*: you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?

good morning world who’s ready for another day of feeling slightly nauseous and weird about everything

12-2am lasts 15 minutes if you aren't careful