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Nathan, 6: You can't touch music, but music can touch you.

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I knew she'd say that

Me, folding laundry: hey babe, I was hoping you'd fold these towels for me?

Wife: I'm going to get ready for bed first.

Me: well I'll probably be done by then!

Wife: that's the hope!

#stuff my wife says

My son is Chuck Norris

Nathan (5): where are we going?

Mom: to get dads medicine.

Nathan: Is it a fist? So dad can get a taste of his own medicine?

#stuff my son says

Things I thought I'd never say

Nathan (5): Ugh, I taste gross.

Mom: Well, don't taste yourself, silly!

#stuff my son says

Disappearing Act, Pt 2

Nathan

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Disappearing act

Nathan, 5: dad, I'm gonna disappear, don't watch!

Me, not moving: Okay.

Nathan: don't watch!

Me, turning my head slightly: Okay.

Nathan, running out of the room, which I saw in my peripheral vision: Ta-da!

#stuff my son says

My Archenemy!

Nathan, 5 (points): there he is! My archenemy!

Me: your archenemy? What's his name?

Nathan: I dunno.

Me: you can't have an archenemy who's name you don't know.

Nathan: well his bad-guy name is Kazillion Dripple Sixteen.

Me: sixteen?

Nathan: yeah, he has a lot of strengths.

#stuff my son says

Boats and roofs.

Nathan (5): pirates aren't real are they

Me: Yeah pirates are just people on a boat doing bad stuff to other people on a boat.

Nathan: Yeah people have two kinds of boats like a motorboat or a regular boat. Mimi and Dzia-Dzia have a motorboat.

(Without skipping a beat,) Well, Madden had to go to the hospital because he doesn't have a roof on his head.

#stuff my son says

He's my son, so this won't be a problem for too long.

Nathan, 4: (Starts crying)

Mom: What happened?

Nathan: I poked myself in the eye!

Me: How did you do that?

Nathan: I was trying to pick my nose and I missed and poked myself in the eye!

#stuff my son says #stuffmysonsays

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meetmicah

Kinda like the guy who invented Netflix.

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journo-geekery

There’s no doubt about it: trying to apply responsive design to large-scale existing desktop-centric sites is really, really hard. The message I keep repeating in my workshops is that you can’t expect to just sprinkle on some magic media-query fairydust—it just doesn’t work that way. Instead, you’ve got to figure out a way to reframe all your challenges into a mobile-first way of thinking.

Instead of asking “How can I make these patterns (mega-menus, lightboxes, complex data tables) work when the screen size shrinks?”, you need to ask “What’s the problem they’re supposed to be solving, and how would I design a solution for the small screen to start with?” Once you’ve done that, then it becomes a matter of scaling up to the large screen …which is actually a much simpler problem space.

thecodinglove

bug reports coming in after a big release

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meetmicah

This is why I prefer week-by-week releases over big "launches"

Mom: Are you going to run away from home?

Nathan, 4: Yeah!

Mom: Where are you going to go?

Nathan: The Dollar Store!

#stuff my son says

Nathan's jokes

What do you get when you cover a vegetable in syrup? A vacuum.

What do you call a french fry in water? A swatter.

What do you call a singing cat? A scat.

That last one was actually pretty good.

#stuff my son says

Mom: (wrapping Christmas presents)

Nathan, 4: Mom, what's this?

Mom: that's tissue paper.

Nathan: (promptly blows his nose on the beautiful, ornamental tissue paper.)

#stuff my son says

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thecodinglove

when a coworker tries to tell me to use tables instead of css

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meetmicah

Yes. This, absolutely.

Nathan tells a joke about airplanes

Nathan, 4: How many bones does an airplane have?

Mom: I dunno, how many?

Nathan: Ten!

#stuffmysonsays #stuff my son says

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